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Tink_Romero
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This is an online chat between a kid and a bully.
*Yappers joined chat*
*Kid joined chat*
*Bully joined chat*
Bully: Hey kid whatchu doing?
Kid: Nothing.
Bully: so that means you shoold be doing my homework
Kid: actually it's you should
Bully: are you telling me to do my own homework
Kid: why not, you don't have a limited head do you?
Bully: Hey stoopid head, don't try to go all fancy on me
Kid: well if I can't then why shoold you?
Bully: hey it is spelled should not shoold, if you can't get that right then you shouldn't do my homework
*Bully left*l cat*
Kid: Ha sucka, getting out of his mess was easy!
Yappers: HEY KID IT IS STILL ME BULLY!!!
Kid: why is your name Yappers?
Yappers: it is the name of my dog, I didn't mean to sign in, don't you do anything to outsmart me again! Last warning
*Yappers left chat*
Kid: I didn't know he had a dog, I bet it is a bulldog or pug
*Yappers Joined chat*
Yappers: yes I have a dog, and it is a chihuahua
Kid: how did you know I asked that question?
Yappers: because I am sitting right behind you in class, who is smart now?
Kid: hopefully smart enough to do your homework because if you hurt me I won't b able to do it
Yappers: Homework? Oh yeah, I finished that, now I am going to finish you!
Kid: oh hey the bell rang I am gonna be going now!
Yappers: No you do--
*Kid left chat*
Yappers: ugh darn annoying brother of mine!
*Yappers left chat*

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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At the soup kitchen
They were serving pork
to the hamless

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rabbitquest
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Judge:
Due to the severity of your crimes,
I am giving you the deaf penalty

Convict:  
WHAT?????

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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He's a smart fart. An astute asstoot



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rabbitquest
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There lies sleeping
A bowl of
Vietnamese soup
Deep in
The pho rest

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rabbitquest
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i met a barista.
six  weeks later
her period was latte.

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Fizzle
Ammiture
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Grace said:At a pet shop.

A. I want to buy a goldfish.
B. Do you want an aquarium?
A. I dont care what star sign its born under.


I see what you did there

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Fizzle
Ammiture
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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rabbitquest
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somebody  started rumors
about my girl
saying she likes anal

i'm getting to the bottom of this

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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i worked for a ghost

scream printing t shirts

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rabbitquest
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i can pass a drug test
if i study

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VowelMovement
Brainstorm VowelMovement
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That's cool maybe I'll rap about that scenario

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rabbitquest
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The muffin man is my roll model

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rabbitquest
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my friend Mark Downs
got his car for half price

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rabbitquest
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people who give a shit about education
pay their school feces

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