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So why did the chicken cross the road?  

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.... and the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

DONALD TRUMP: We should build a wall so the chicken can't cross the road.

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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the new artist at the museum continues to draw visitors

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on my flight to denver,
i had some plane yogurt.

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Diner:  Excuse me…there is a button in my salad.
Waiter: That's all right, sir, it's part of the dressing.

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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?”
“98,” she replied.
“Two years older than me.”
“So you’re 96,” the undertaker commented.
She responded, “Hardly worth going home, isn' it?"

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I always fact check any new date

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Did you hear about the depressed and sad fly who was sitting on the toilet seat?

He was pissed off

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I got flowers and diamonds for
My girlfriends,
Sythia and Eva

Diamonds are for Eva.
and the flowers?
The flowers are for Sythia.

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Did you hear the one about the unarmed man that got shot because he didnt put his hands up...

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At a pet shop.

A. I want to buy a goldfish.
B. Do you want an aquarium?
A. I dont care what star sign its born under.

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The duck feed was reduced for quack sale

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