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baroque critics pan Handel

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all he had was an old deck with bent cards.
i couldn't deal with it.

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rabbitquest said:baroque critics pan Handel


ahahha this is double deluxe bc in slavic "pan" means "sir" lol

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Ceasar saw the salad undressing

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The boyscouts allow gay members.

I heard
At the girl scout bake sale there were brownies
and there were brownies with nuts.

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on my baked potato
I was served some Wendy's buttery spread.
I dozed off, dreaming of
Wendy's......

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i can't take it anymore
my neighbor has chained up his lawnmower




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so the clerk at the poet office kept charging me an extra 8 oz. on my packages until
i showed him the error of his weighs

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"teacher, should i be punished for
something i didnt do?"

...No, johnny....


"i didnt do my homework."

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The track star had a runny nose.

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Let's make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole

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Let's make like a baby and head out

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What's the difrence between an Indian and a picknick table?

Answer: a picknick table can support a family

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What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?

Answer: putting her back in the wheel chair

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Y go little girls out gold fish in there pockets?

Answer: so they smell like big girls

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