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etroPaL_noveD
Thought Provoker
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Joined 25th Feb 2016
Forum Posts: 115

What's red and black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a fire.

HarleyQinn_2
DarkSnake1010
Thought Provoker
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Joined 26th Feb 2016
Forum Posts: 218

Why Does The Earth Failing ?
Because The Earth Is Turning Sideways
Haha

SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 19th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 3112

What does Ted Bundy & a labyrinth have in common......they are both psycho-paths

SatansSperm
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 19th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 3112

what do you call sexually deviant writing......caligulaphy

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

Umm, recently I have stopped having erections and my wife made an appointment with a specialist.
The first thing he asked me was "What is your fucking problem?"

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

name me a cracker that
doesnt go well with cheese


A firecracker

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

a fish called me on its shell phone

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

I saw guys in uniform
standing around a small pizza
I realized i was at
salivation army

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

My dog texted me that he cant stop barking after downloading the yap.

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
Ukraine 2awards
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

The whale moved in for the krill

poet Anonymous

A person is crossing the road, he touches his own crotch, where is that person from and why

poet Anonymous

First pilot says: I'm always happy when there are Italians in my plane.
Second pilot says: Why?
First pilot says: Because everytime I land they clap their hands and hooray me.

poet Anonymous

An english man visit a German man at his house. The english man see a cup that says gift, he thinks it is for him and he drinks it, but dies. Why

poet Anonymous

An english man and a German man are in the same house, there is a fire, they go to the balcony but the fire is right behind their butts, the german man says spring, the english man says it's not time to talk about weather. The german man jumps and the english man dies. Why

rabbitquest
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 2051

after an argument with my only friend
I had an out of buddy experience

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