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Smoogej1s
Taylor
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Poetry Contest

This challenge is designed for you, choose from any category below and write a poem for it. Be sure to follow the stipulations with each though, gotta keep it interesting  
Categories to choose from:
~An Erotic poem lines about something you consider taboo or have always wanted to try

~An anger poem expressing the anger someone or you yourself could feel after having your heart broken

~A dark poem containing alot of gore and as much detail as possible.

~A humorous poem using any genre of poetry you like, poking fun at what ever your topic is


Rules:
~Be sure to indicate whcih category your poem is in!
~Must be a new poem
~You must title your poem
~2 poems max. per poet
~One month

PM me with any questions!
Good luck. Have fun.

malin69
malin
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A humorous poem
 
The monologue of the dick

Just a far inspiration of the "monologue of the nose", from "Cyrano de Bergerac", by Edmond Rostang  
           
     If I was shy                
My dick?                
In my pants                
Quiet, but hard                
And I dare not to show you                
             
     If I was modest                
My dick?                
A little stick                
Like ice cream stick                
And you love to lick it                
                  
     If I was a lover                
My dick?                
A finger                
To rub your pussy                
And you love to feel inside                
               
     If I was pretentious                
My dick?                
A huge bollard                
A large matt                
And you are crazy of it                
               
     If I was a gourmet                
My dick?                
The spears of an aspargus with a drizzle of olive oil    
A barley sugar to the taste of raspberry                 
And you love to suck it                
               
     If I was a musician                
My dick?                
The baguette of the drum which whips your buttocks          
The bow of the violin which makes you moan by rubbing your pussy            
And you love to sing with it                
               
     But I am your poet                
My dick?                
The caress of my fingers on your lip              
The sting of a bee depositing the pollen in your tulip              
And you love my diligent dick!

Smoogej1s
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Thanks for your submission Malin! :)

gardenlover
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Sex: the most humorous thing you do

The act of sex is meant to be
Elegant and sublime
But the human frame was not designed
With such an act in mind

The doggy position is absurd
For bipeds such as us
The missionary no better
His weight will squash her bust

When she's on top he cannot swing
His hips to make a rhythm
And standing up is hard to try
Without risk of a schism

So what we really need to do
Is be light-hearted with our sex
Laugh at our antics as we fuck
Enjoy it in all respects

Smoogej1s
Taylor
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Thanks for the submission Gardenlover!

SirCreepy
Colten Sorrells
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Damn, I'll definitely be back for this one

Grace
IDryad
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He says She thinks

He says 'honey please'
she thinks Im gonna get some sugar
He says 'lets go to bed'
she thinks Im gonna get laid
He says 'Im tired'
she thinks he wants her to play
He says 'Good night honey'
she starts playing hard to get
He snores
she gets up for coffee
and watch late TV.

Smoogej1s
Taylor
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SirCreepy said:Damn, I'll definitely be back for this one

I look forward to your entry!

Smoogej1s
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Thanks for the entry Grace! :)

Grace
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Smoogej1s said:Thanks for the entry Grace! :)
My pleasure!

SirCreepy
Colten Sorrells
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Costume Party

All the guests arrive, in disguise
Dressed as cute woodland creatures
Their inner animal revealed

After a few rounds of shots
And perhaps a few bowls
Everyone selects their mate(s) and retires to their respective rooms

All but the masks of the costumes removed
They go to work fucking and sucking
Completely anonymous as a cacophony of moans fill the building

I take a few "bunnies" back to my room
I behold the bodies of the three beautiful ladies
Like the wolf I am, I feast upon their tenderness

After wiping the delicious cocktail of juices from my face
I select one to fill with my essence
As the other two sit in the corner

We have a hungry audience
They observe us, eyes wide with delight
As they see to eachother's needs

Through the night I please them all, in order Into the wee hours of the morning

Their animal desires sated They returntotheir lives Waiting impatiently for the next gathering

Smoogej1s
Taylor
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Thanks for the submission! :)

SirCreepy
Colten Sorrells
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Next entry comin up!! Lol

Smoogej1s
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SirCreepy said:Next entry comin up!! Lol

Great! I look forward to it!

SirCreepy
Colten Sorrells
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The Ritual

Wondering the woods behind my house
I followed a cluster of torchlights
To a large clearing I had not noticed before

As I approached through the mist
I could faintly make out 13 robed figures
As I got closer, I noticed one was holding a small child

As I crept up, closer still
I saw the child had blonde hair and blue eyes
As they placed him upon a stone slab, like a an altar

They stood around the slab
In a circular formation
Chanting in unison as they prepared a knife

At that point, I thought to myself "I should do something about this"
But something about this ritual enthralled me
I wanted to join them

Then one placed a talisman im one hand
A blade in the other, as he recited phrases in an unknown tongue
He then slit the child's throat, draining the blood into a bowl nearby

Then they passed the bowl around
Each of them taking a sip
before leaving the rest of the blood at the altar

Then they left in a ceremonious fashion
After reciting more verses in an ancient tongue
They extinguished their torches, fading off into the mist

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