Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd October 2013 2:34am
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catlady
catlady
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pun poem
Anonymous
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Horse Affairs
I was foal of shit 'cause
the mare kicked our ass as a little horse.
My sister wasn't fawned of her either.
She tried to filly her up, but "neigh,"
she squealed so loud everyone heard.
The mare whinnied in the end though
when I courted her ass to pony her firm
for all it's worth, since the 'reinment
kept our asse's tied up after the bridle,
and she drove my mustang 'til it broke.
All I got was a new colt out of the deal.
So, I'll raise that trigger to the best of my knowledge,
and let it go.
Hay, words to the wise ass,
horse affairs are best saddled discretely before a bridle.
That's the corral.
I was foal of shit 'cause
the mare kicked our ass as a little horse.
My sister wasn't fawned of her either.
She tried to filly her up, but "neigh,"
she squealed so loud everyone heard.
The mare whinnied in the end though
when I courted her ass to pony her firm
for all it's worth, since the 'reinment
kept our asse's tied up after the bridle,
and she drove my mustang 'til it broke.
All I got was a new colt out of the deal.
So, I'll raise that trigger to the best of my knowledge,
and let it go.
Hay, words to the wise ass,
horse affairs are best saddled discretely before a bridle.
That's the corral.
