stay creepy x0x0

if anyone wants to help my indecisive poor judgment ass pick a winner pm me.

ends just after halloween

update i have the perfect second set of eyes!! i wouldnt mind 1 more judge for bias correction but theres no need tbh

update2: the judges are ANONYMOUS for obvious reasons which i will now spell out:

a) youre not playing up to my taste
b) youre not playingup to their taste

if anybody thinks im pullin a sock puppet show, what i'll do is i'll post the other judges names once its over. you can marvel at the way they displace the air around them.

on second thought.....be back.

MENSTRUATION

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Written with NO expectation of winning
Written to totally gross you out
In my religion, a woman is "dirty" in menstruation
She must not share a bed with her husband
In my religion, after menstruation, a woman must go
To the Mikvah, before she is deemed "clean" again
This might seem barbaric, unless you have lived
One thousand or five thousand years ago
Imagine no bathing, or running water
Imagine bleeding heavily between your legs
Imagine this clotted mess running and turning
All your clothing into a mess
The smell of fresh blood in a body that cannot be bathed
Can explain the attention a dog sniffs around you
Cause if the dogs can sniff drugs and bombs
He probably doesn't mind as he sniffs other dog's behinds
Now imagine no Kotex, no pad, no tampons
Well what can you put between your legs, rags, leaves, cotton
Then for some of us, we are doubled over in pain
Turn into a bitchy bleeding person who lives while crying
That is the reason menstrual blood was used
For witches and others up to no good
The monthly term of curse is appropriate
I will not smooth this into a womans' lib issue
For your period will arrive, at the worst time
When you are wearing white, having a good time
Until the little cramps start, left without
A tampon, or the pain pill, keep the hatchet away from me
I am menstruating and I want to kill
Then no sex, of if he wants it, is he sick
Put his penis inside you while you bleed
Worse, I have heard of cunnilingus
Being done, I cannot imagine what that would breed
Your partner is pissed off
Because you bleed so long
Some of us go for 7 days on
Medicated, tired and iron depleted
Don't ask your husband to buy "feminine" supplies
He would not be caught dead in the Pharmacy aisles
As for your children, they whisper to each other
Bring that liquor bottle, up for your mother....

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PLEASE NOTE:
Inspired by the "Excrement Poem" that Maggie mentioned in her bio.  First I was taken aback, then I saw how certain subjects are taboo in poetry.  Also inspired by Anna Grin's avatar with 3 breasts: what if one had three uteruses and 3 vaginas...would you bleed 3 times as badly...
And you wonder why I would have preferred to
be a man??????????????????????????????????

NICE kitty you knew i would like that

anna_grin said:NICE kitty you knew i would like that

Thank you Anna......I like this competition......

Beware the wretched ones
the ones who smile with one hand tipping cap
and the other filling with semen
just enough to splat your nose
as you walk by  
so you'll smell his salt
even after you wipe it off in disgust
[or maybe you'll taste it
compare it to what you have at home]

a child died last night
wasn't even that she didn't see it coming
but some crazed woman ran onto the road
with her face buried in her sleeve
and the oncoming truck missed her
and ploughed into the child
playing ball on the street

beware the wretched ones



oh, I see now that was no way near the level of creepy you're looking for, I'll have to try again maybe

not worthy....sorry for the clutter....

see next......

Devoted


Oh, there you are…
I stop, and watch you.
I devour your space
and gobble every move.

I hear your thoughts, pretend
you are talking just to me.
I love you already —
don't you love me too?

Where do you live,
maybe I’ll swing by.
I’ll bring a zoom lens
and wait outside.

I’ll find you, oh yes.
You know you want me to.
I’ll be the best friend
you never wanted.


You never wanted me...

That is creepy Atakti. Good thing there is nobody like that here.

all for her

i reading list everything she writes
under my alternate avatar
make anonymous death threats
then send her a rape whistle
saying i just want her to be safe
take double my dose of paxil
click on her profile
enlarge the pic
and masturbate for hours
think dirtier thoughts then vizard
and mr. ribeiro sware they have never expressed
i have sterilized all shapes and sizes of coat hangers
and stashed them in a brooklyn basement
just in case she ever concieves with out me
kidnapped and killed her cat
then wrote a poem about how i felt so sorry for her
i have 3778 love letters filed in chronological order
in a cardboard box i spent hours decorating with black vines and lillies
in my closet next to my two favorite nooses i just know she'll love
one day she will see my light and how much i have inside all for her
the sky will open up and warm this tortured soul
when she finally decides to don my affections
i can already feel the way she will smile deep within me
when i show her the scrapbook i've kept of all the clippings
from the fires i've lit in her honor
i adore her
more than the day my father died
and raped me no more
when we correspond i wish i could take back my sentences every time i press send
because i think i may have let on
too much
too soon
things like this take time,i need to not rush in so that she knows i want her as a whole
body and soul
then she replies with LMAO and i know
she really does understand me
the one and only
even if she does'nt even know
yet
i thought about taking a shot at obamma in the true master's fashion
but i'm not as brave as the previous great john was for jodie
plus i would never want to risk our future romanticide
i feel as if she birthed me into this world the day she blessed me
with her first beautiful comment
on another one of my reckless writes
and in the eyes of a child
mother is
god

Cum .. Sit oN my face. .
now..

what can i rhyme
with ass
cause

that IS
what i ate last night

i mean

there was
no hesitation
as he

fed his starvation
using my tongue

tell me


how deep is your love..

i feel violated
while you're

captivated
in

assaulting my senses
and

here i thought
kiddy porn was offensive


damn..

come sit on my face
takes

last place
in the distaste department..

now you wanna kiss
swap spit
too

share the dish
you donated

a delicacy
turned dining into
confining myself

to this bucket
of

last nights
drunken puppet

not enough soap
in the world
to scrub this one off

                     

T..here is a member
H..ere
E..xcitedly
O..rgasming

I..n
S..hame

A..s

S..oon as he spots a
T..arget for his sickness
A..nd begins the game of
L..iking poems their poems and being
K..ind, pretending it's about the words, but really it’s about getting himself
R..igid

hahahahha!!! sorry i think puttin people on blast is hilarious.......

well played sir....

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