Poetry competition CLOSED 2nd June 2013 1:32am
WINNER
Gemini (Geminitalian)
Gemini (Geminitalian)
RUNNER-UP:
lepperochan
Make you own Limerick
Poetry Contest Description
Limerick A limerick is a short, humorous, often ribald or nonsense poem, especially one in five-line anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme, which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.
Thank you all you are sick and funny.Mr.gemini won for Menage a Trois .This was my first competition I hope it was fun for all of you too.
Anonymous
“Lightweight”
I’m thinking as a drunk,
I am drunk,
beer beer beer
yup three only
so far anyway,
that’s all.
I’m a fancy flower
a young embodiment of
smoke clouds and a computer
and I now have the breath
of a Weiser person.
Sip.
I’m thinking as a drunk,
I am drunk,
beer beer beer
yup three only
so far anyway,
that’s all.
I’m a fancy flower
a young embodiment of
smoke clouds and a computer
and I now have the breath
of a Weiser person.
Sip.
Anonymous
There was once a young lady from Denver
who would smoke any strain you could get her
in a spliff or a bong
a bowl or a tank
she'd stay stoned day and night
but she never drank
Anonymous
“Jill's Big Thrill”
http://puzzles-games.eu/data/media/8/Halloween-Sexy-Witch-in-Purple.jpg
There once was a witch named Jill
who wanted a man named Bill
When she cast her love spell
she knew it so well
Soon, she would get a big thrill
http://puzzles-games.eu/data/media/8/Halloween-Sexy-Witch-in-Purple.jpg
There once was a witch named Jill
who wanted a man named Bill
When she cast her love spell
she knew it so well
Soon, she would get a big thrill
Anonymous
There once was a girl from Kentucky
whose boyfriend was pretty damn sucky
but he begged for head
so she tied him to the bed
and exclaimed "in your dreams, you'll be lucky!"
whose boyfriend was pretty damn sucky
but he begged for head
so she tied him to the bed
and exclaimed "in your dreams, you'll be lucky!"
