One, two, buckle my shoe

Three blind mice

three blind mice, three blind mice 
See how they run, crystalline  injection
They all ran after the dope dealers life
The dope took over, they lost their might
Now they try their addition to fight
Three fucked junkies

(the original)
Three Blind Mice 

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice?

HELLO DADDY

Daddy be nimble
as he is quik
he makes me jump over
his candle stick

be he alive
or be he dead
daddies only happy
when his little girls spread


three 6  9
his goose drank wine
his monkey fucked his children
and he's feeling fine

his dick broke
while his little girl choked
then she died and went to heaven
when her little heart broke

his inky slinky spider
crawled up my virgin spout
along came the rain
to wash his spider out

rain, hail, sleet nor snow
could stop his spider
from crawling up my hole

faker faker baby shaker
pedofeliac
push her down and then you rape her
you can't take it back

Shaunda - you have now now entered two entries, only one is allowed. Please let me know which one is your entry and which one should be disregarded, thank you.

I did? Crap, I'm getting old. Let me see which other one I put in and I'll get rid of one of them. :o)

Ok, sorry about that. I'll keep hello daddy.

Ok thank you :)

Hanku
Hush little baby
dont you cry,
or else you will die.

Little Boy Blue Come Blow Your Horn,
I Need to Dance, not Cry and Mourn.

I need a good laugh, and not another fight.
Please show me now what's in those tights.

Hey Diddle Diddle, that's what's left to do,
Since i chased you off, begging to screw....

Five, ten
It was easy back then
When stress was just an abstraction.

Fifteen, twenty
Drugs, I had plenty
And didn't worry about distraction.

Twenty-five, thirty
While I remained flirty,
I wished to find meaningful attraction.

Thirty-five, forty
With not even a story
Of interesting action.

Forty-five, fifty
Sipping on warm whiskey
Yearning for satisfaction.

Fifty-five, sixty
Wandering the city
Lost in life's chain reactions.

Sixty-five, seventy
Feeling the penalty
For living just a small fraction.

Seventy-five, eighty
With bones getting achy
I yearn for some satisfaction.

Eighty-five, ninety
Reminiscing, though blindly,
Of dreams that remained abstraction

Ninety-five, one hundred
I'm more than the nothing I was
I'm dead.

green eggs and john

this is dedicated to anyone who has ever found a tuna fish sandwich on the floor of a port o potti and taken a bite but never told anyone.

you know who you are!!!!

green eggs and john

i am john

i am john
rotten in john

the rotten john
that rotten in john
i do not like that rot in john

do you like green eggs in the john?

i do not like them
john to the rot
i do not like green eggs and john

would you like them here or there?
i don't give a fuck about anywhere
i'm too busy
tryin to protect
the bad reputation
i'm on
i'm not sorry
i'm not gone
but i do not like the rot in john

would you like me in your house?
would you like me with my hands up your blouse?
would you like me to contaminate a whole colony of mouse?
and leave you tied and gagged so you could'nt shout?
i do not like the rot in john
john is rot and so are his psalms

would you eat them in a box?
would you eat them if i put you in a box?
and fed you nothin but green eggs and dirty socks

not in a box
not with dirty socks
not if i was in your house
not if i had my hand up your blouse?????
i do not like john here or there
i do not like rot anywhere

would you? could you?
in a self observed utopia
take me! take me!
for what i am

i would not
could not
take you for what you are
i could not take the rot in john

you might like me
you may see me
you might like me
swingin from a tree
you may see me
od'd
in a car

i would'nt like you
if you were
holding my mother's
still beating heart
in your hand
ready to replace it
or take a bite

a train! a Train!
would you like me and my non existant friends
to run a train
could you, would you
if i instructed you how to give brain?

not on a train
not with you od'd in a car
we are who we are
and baby you out there fn far
no matter if you stuff me with dirty socks
or infect me with the chicken pox
i do not like john
and i do not like his rot

could you? would you?
if i hit you off with a smoke?

i could not! i would not!
i don't even smoke
i just wanna go home!

i could not!
i would not!
even if you did it in the rain

say it say it

if you showed me nothing but pain
if you promised you would'nt be too hard
if you promise to od in your car

if you promise from the start
to rip out my mother's still beating heart
i won't run a train with you and the friends
but i'll give you brain that never ends

say it
fucking say it!

i like the rot!
i like john!
i really fucking like the rot in john!!!!!!!!!

now can i go home?

let's start with this tuna sandwich baby.................

Congrats to gorryone810 who I felt grasped the nature of what I asked the best. I thoroughly enjoyed the read, and from a rhyme I'd never heard of before, it was good to learn something new.

Runner up places go to grace and Jessica who also entered worthy poems.

Special mention also to alison_wonderland. It was a tough call between you.

Thank you too all that entered!