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Posted: 17th March 2016 9:10pm
SatansSperm
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Was going to play Trivial Persuit...but I lost interest.

Posted: 17th March 2016 9:11pm
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Ohm ...I wrote on the wind in invisible ink ....you can't see it but if you listen real close.

Posted: 17th March 2016 9:18pm
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I tried to jump to conclusions but I kept getting caught on the question marks.

Posted: 17th March 2016 9:18pm
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Why do they call it Quicksand? It doesn't go anywhere.

Posted: 17th March 2016 9:19pm
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Mummies...papier- mache gone bad.

Posted: 17th March 2016 9:20pm
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Humpty Dumpty fell out of bed,and when he did,cracked open his head!All the Kings horses,and the rest of the bunch,all sat down,and had omelets for lunch..

Posted: 17th March 2016 9:22pm
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Drug dealer.....I saw a squirrel pushing nuts out of the trunk of an old elephant.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:27pm
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I live in a constant state of confusion...with a dash of deja-vu.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:27pm
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A penny for your thoughts now costs $3.50.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:28pm
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love cooking vegetarian even though I am not one......just don't want to date one.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:28pm
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I once dated a girl who spoke latin....her orgasms were like gregorian chants.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:29pm
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I used to think .. now I don't give a damn.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:33pm
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Will this be known as the golden age of the internet....before everything changes, again.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:34pm
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He lived alone for so long...he played poker with the fireplace.

Posted: 17th March 2016 11:35pm
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When asked why he put a nickle up his nose the little boy said " I heard you get out of life what you put into it."

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