Honoria gets the trophy--completely cracked me up with your haiku! That needs to be on t-shirts, everywhere Wafflenose and Casted Runes are runner ups, but stellar job, everyone--you're all winners!
Rew--wanted to mention that your haiku about Shakespeare brought to mind, a theory that's out there that Sir Francis Bacon was actually the author of Shakespeare's works, and writing under his name. Here's one site, but there are a number of others that delve into it as well, and it makes one wonder, because Shakespeare's whole family including his children, were all illiterate , so how could just he, have all this word and writing knowledge? Interesting stuff to ponder upon: