Wanted: Nanny with Switchblade
Mrs. Banks' Walk-in Shoe Closet Charged with a Felony Theft of Two Trillion Pounds --
Strangely Enough, the Precise Equivalent of the United Kingdom's National Debt
"In a non-judgmental effort to walk but a mile in the United Kingdom's shoes,
the United States' national debt currently limps at thirty trillion dollars."
-- the unpossessed non-possessor of credit cards
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"Spend not one tuppence yet to wax your pubes,
no farthing to remove your chronic warts;
your brolly must come armed when in the tubes
to hack off penguins sticking out their shorts;
no floating on cloud nine near Smoggy Town;
no spooning sucrose in one toy teacup;
no boobs on ceilings laughing upside down;
no sliding puss on railings -- down or up;
nor still a "su-per-ca-li-fra-gil-is-
tic-ex-pi-a-li-do-cious" ever sing;
or backwards "do-cious-a-li-ex-pi-lis-
tic-fra-gil-ca-li-rep-us" ever wing;
and for each child enchained here to the rich,
pitch Mummy's credit cards.
Then kill the b*tch."
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a dedication of Respect
the Pain of millions of children
enslaved for untold decades to come
by the one percent wealthy,
the owners of nations, the masters of empires
a helios dramatic-monologue shakespearean sonnet/menippean satire
october, 2022 -- yet this Halloween season
treats countless being charged to credit cards by eye candy
still full tricked out in superficiality - ick! - expialidocious!!!
. . .
Written by Jordan
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