Morrissey Hates Tea Cozies
He said so, with
a screwed up, mortified face
when the female interviewer tried to gift him one.
Said it looked like a hat,
one of those skateboard kids, wears, and
I decided I needed to take a few cuttings
from the garden where he grows his fucks.
So I did.
But I bought a filter for them
because I care about Jesus
enough to not spit in his eye, like
Morrissey would , and
I don't believe in bribing God
to get into Heaven, like
the Oprah's of the world, do.
I planted Morrissey's clippings
in my own garden, and
one thing about growing fucks, is
they don't come with an instruction manual.
Learned that the hard way, but
the Proverbs 31 Woman, made
it look so easy....
(I wonder how many cats, SHE had??)
Now that the fucks are fully grown,
I have plenty of my own to give
(Payin' it forward, you know?)
And maybe that's all anyone needs--
a few, select , fucks
and the know-how to give them.