a man’s world

        
Here I come now          
         
right in your face          
         
with my super hard love          
         
what you can never get enough of!          
         
A---l---l   n---i---g---h---t   l---o---n---g          
My super hard love          
is an endless Karaoke song          
whump thump hump whump          
         
whump          
         
Larger than life;    
a Godzilla terrorizing every villa          
in the countryside from Bangkok to Manilla          
while the womenfolk run to hide          
until they stop, turn, and see          
whump thump hump whump          
what a huge lover I can be          
          
My super hard love          
          
dangling high in the sky above          
     
A huge pair of wrecking balls          
busting through your city walls!          
         
I came in rike a wrecking brawl          
I never hit so hard before          
All I raunted rusto .....          
         
Enough with the Karaoke!          
         
H---e----r---e   I   c---o---m---e   n---o---w          
r-i-g-h-t   i-n   y-o-u-r   f-a-c-e          
         
I'm coming at you Gangnam style          
         
with my super hard love          
         
what you can never get enough of!        
         
ZOOM!          
When I enter the bedroom          
---there's a sonic boom          
as if from fighter jets    
scrambling off to war          
When I lock onto you          
and deliver my payload          
as in multiple rockets, Baby          
( yes, I'm that quick to reload )         
you will never ever be wanting    
another lover anymore          
         
whump thump hump whump          
My super hard love          
wank spank wank spank          
         
Coming at you fast and furious          
making you delirious          
when I get behind you          
and do the Tokyo Drift          
slide into your backseat          
cranking hard left          
then swiftly right          
leaning into every curve          
Don't panic --- it will be alright          
It most definitely will be a night          
you will never ever forget          
wank spank wank spank          
My super hard love          
whump thump hump whump          
You'll never forget          
my super hard love, Baby          
whump          
         
         
 

I'll now tell a little story
About a young lad named John
He could trick you into sex
He was one hell of a con
But when you'd wake up
Well, he'd already be gone
To him you meant nothing
You were nothing but a pawn
Only one thing you could do
To keep John's attention on you
A hammer fist to his sack
Not one but a few
Bully his package, you need to be cruel
Your bat and his sword. now begin the duel
If you emerge victorious and leave his cock aching
Your hand in marriage John will be taking

I caress her cheek
As my knees start to tremble
They begin to feel weak
Pull down pants, reveal thimble
She laughs at its size
Tears fill up my eyes
But not in embarrassment
In amusement of her clueless demise
I feed off her taunts
They help my tic tac grow
It begins to swell
To the length of big toe
Her laughing subsides
As it reaches mid-thighs
I begin to grin
As it reaches my shin
How did she not know
Had she not heard from other hoes
That mighty meat reaches capacity
When it brushes my toes
She is now officially dumbfounded
Before, expecting a thumb poundin
I insert into her cavity
She now gets the full gravity
Of the cum trap upon which she has fallen
She leaves my room eleven seconds later
Not walkin, but crawlin

No, I know, I’m supposed
to empathize with you,
but I don’t

middle finger to cancel culture

slob on my knob just like
your mom

leave you beaten and
bloodied in the
streets of whatever
city you’re rioting
in now

whole-ass articles in corporate
magazines on how
Big Labor, Big Business, &
Big Tech rigged the
election to “fortify” the
results

straight laughing in the
faces of all us serfs

movements get
astroturfed

I jab the dagger straight
into your bladder and
calmly watch you
bleed out

the “cause” petered out
after the election because
it was no longer useful to
these disgusting, craven,
power mongers

dementia with its finger
on the button

big titties can’t disguise the
blatant lies when you’re
crying on the
senate
floor

you never struggled, you
never suffered

you just read about it in
the history books or
you heard about it at
the protest from some
stinking shitbag that
thought revolution was
a means to getting
laid

now you’re filled with last
night’s regrets, now you
were just a teenager that
didn’t know any better, now
you were Evan Rachel Wood

and now that your options
were drying up, that demon
that always claimed he was
the devil has your eyes
wide open