Right From The Start
Look, I know itís not going to be perfect,
Iím going to fuck up every now and then,
Iíll own up to my mistakes but also expect,
I might just get under your skin.
Iíll act a fool to make you laugh and titter,
Even during those times Iíll make you mad,
And it may just happen so donít be bitter,
You know Iím clown so you shouldnít be sad.
I vow to do my honey doís without a frown,
I promise Iíll have a smile or at least a grin,
Iíll make sure to leave the toilet seat down,
After all the times Iíve heard you fall in.
Iíll get all the spiders and bugs that scare you,
Iíll even go out of my way to find any others,
And when we do something important for youÖ
I wonít give you no lip when we go to your motherís.
No subject will ever be too taboo to discuss,
I want to make sure we donít have any tension,
Now, if a juicy big booty is passing by us,
Iíll wait until you to bring it to my attention.
Whenever you ask me to be honest,
Iíll be brutally sincere so as not to scoff,
But if you bring up your weight I promise,
Iím biased so Iím going to lie my ass off.
Iím going to love you till the end of time,
Or as they say until death does us a part,
But if I drive you crazy it may be a sign,
So Iím just warning you right from the start.
Written by wallyroo92
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