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Poetry competition CLOSED 13th April 2020 3:48am
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ReggiePoet (Reggie)
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RUNNER-UP: Jade-Pandora

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Interesting Position

RexDurkin
RexDurkin
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Ode to Doggy Style

 
There is a sex position
that really makes me smile
It ain't nuclear fission
Talkiní bout that doggy style

Itís the one where sheís on all fours
and ya take her from behind
Itís been going on behind closed doors
Since the dawn of mankind

So if you are a swinger
and get a chick back to your place
who happens to be a minger
you don't have to look at her face

Cos the great thing Ďbout this trick
that makes it so high class
Is that when ya giviní her the Dick
alls ya see is her plump arse

It is the greatest position
by a fuckiní mile
So clap your hands in recognition
for the one called doggy style



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Unlike George Michael's arsehole,
This poem is a NON ENTRY.

XiaoLong
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Donít Stop, Woman on Top!

your first message, simply mesmerizing
Your body hidden by the black lingerie    
only revealing a silhouette of beauty    
lit by the pale moonlight, to my envy    
   
the moon, it may have caressed you first    
let it be jealousy I canít control my thirst    
but your beauty catching the moment    
with lust and desire itís how you torment    
   
it fantasy when the eyelids close    
itís filled with your fullness up close    
the scent of you is a beautiful rose    
kissing you, breasts buries my nose    
   
Moon light is no longer kissing your skin    
I bury myself, your body, a shapely violin    
this passionate moment will make you spin    
this dark hot nectar, will you take it in?    
 
your beauty is your sensual skin.    
your beauty is your thin red lips.    
your beauty the fullness of breasts.    
your beauty when I hear your moan.  
   
like a hummingbird I am drawn to you    
your heart will skip a beat if itís true    
your supple breasts will warm to my touch,    
you will let out a soft moan and moan ... 'ahhhh, darling, please don't stop'.    
   
'your wish will always be my command'    
all my senses wrapped in the moment
with this woman, I want staying on top!

RexDurkin
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And the trophy goes to Reggie for Schadenfreude. It had a cheeky, fun narrative with a twist and a cool rhyme scheme.
Many thanks to everyone who participated!

Jade-Pandora
Jade-Pandora
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Congratulations, Reggie... and thank you for the nod, Rex.

🙏🏻

ReggiePoet
ReggiePoet
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RexDurkin said:And the trophy goes to Reggie for Schadenfreude. It had a cheeky, fun narrative with a twist and a cool rhyme scheme.

The form I chose for this is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

Since most of what I write is very off-color humor about, err, sensitive situations, I think it helps to use an exaggerated form. Adding internal rhyme and catalexis to anapaestic tetrameter meets that while the triplets give it a lighter feel that is often at odds with the subject.

I also enjoy the challenge of making the story's narrative work within the limits of formal internal rhyme schemes. It forces me to expand my vocabulary. I often must resort to using unusual words. I think adds to the comic effect. It works best with:

           AA
           B
           AA
           B

but I often have to fall back on

           AB
           C
           AB
           C

Thank you hosting this fun competition. I did originally go a bit overboard, I went through my stash to see if I could cover every position shown in the picture you posted in the contest description.


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