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Poetry competition CLOSED 13th April 2020 3:48am
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ReggiePoet (Reggie)
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RexDurkin
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Poetry Contest

Write a rhyming narrative poem about a sex position

Your mission(ary), if you choose to accept it
Is to write a story about a sexual position, or various sex positions, in rhyming verse.

Your poem can be about real positions or ones you've made up.
Your poem can be about you or someone else.

Be imaginative.
Make me laugh. The sillier the better.

The size of the poem doesn't matter
It's what you do with it.

You have two weeks but if you finish prematurely that's okay.
It happens to a lot of poets.





Jade-Pandora
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Playlists For Lovers💞

  
Has music ways to soothe a savage breast
When love and lovers classically recline,
With physicality so near at rest,  
Or heated act of thrust as limbs entwine.  
   
Let’s think of samples in this little quiz:  
Has music ways to soothe a savage breast.  
For love and lovers, every hers and his,  
A list of Kama Sutra for the test.  
   
Positions to divine which ones are best,  
To Motown, easy, country, jazz and rock.  
 Has music ways to soothe a savage breast,  
While penetrate or oral for the cock.  
   
Performance covers trampolines and war,  
With foreplay, tongue in cheek, upon request.  
Tho’ karaoke seems to welcome more,  
Has music ways to soothe a savage breast?
Written by Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
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OmenisNemo
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Morning Fun

Whoopsy, whopsy!!
What do I do?
I might not have a rib or two
I never knew how fun it is
To suck your own one and not his.
Written by OmenisNemo (NemOmen)
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gardenlover
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Conjugal Fun

 
A bed well sprung is not ideal
Try to enter when you kneel
The bed begins to bounce
You miss her when you pounce
A second try and miss again
Was the foreplay all in vain
Lay down; take her from behind.
At last you can have a proper grind

Sex in the shower is another debacle
I tried once when in a brothel
Soapy skin feels sensual and sleek
But when at last her cunt you seek
Length of your legs determines whether
Genitals can merge together
Your cock finds it difficult to dock;
In from behind may bring you luck

The missionary has much to commend
You can kiss and caress as bodies blend
Once you've the basics in your stride
Many variations to be tried
She can raise her legs erect
Cross her ankles round your neck
Use missionary with enthusiasm
And she will soon get her orgasm

It was well past her lunch time
What I craved was more sublime
The compromise that we agreed
We could both satisfy our need
She sat astride my naked thighs
To eat an apple was her prize
Whilst she munched its crunchy flesh
Her cunt my penis did refresh
Written by gardenlover
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gardenlover
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Day in Space



We were weightless at last;
On a bed with my girl,
It happened so fast,
It gave us a thrill.

The instructions we face
Were hardly complex;
Whilst we are in space:
'Have frequent sex '

We try to get started,
But she floats away;
The technique is uncharted;
We must not dismay.

I grab at her waist
Trying to mount
But my aim is misplaced
We're floating about

We try to find somewhere
To stay in one place;
The bed and the chair
Were not a good base.

She lies on the floor
Limbs tied with straps
Can I now score?
It is still 'perhaps'

At last we find
The way it is done
Our bodies aligned
We start to have fun

The researchers were pleased
The film was so good
It's been well received
Around Hollywood
Written by gardenlover
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gardenlover
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The Day in Space is an old one of mine which seemed appropriate for this competition

RexDurkin
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Thanks for your entries Jade-Pandora, OmenisNemo and gardenlover!


ReggiePoet
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ReggiePoet
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POP!

My robust and voluptuous lady
Is the Dominatrix who makes me
Get down on my knees
And beg, “Mistress, please,
Degrade and humiliate me!”

It wasn’t always this way;
Then, she trained me how to obey!
She piled on her charms
Nearly breaking my arms
‘Till I learned how much passion should weigh!

That Phat Woman has conquered my soul
And she keeps my cock under control
If I give her no sass,
My reward: Tits and Ass
Takes a strenuous romp on my pole!

Before long, I must beg her to stop
The fierce bruising her bouncing on top
Imparts to my schlong!
And, if fucked for too long,
She might cause my balls to go POP!
Written by ReggiePoet (Reggie)
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ReggiePoet
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Schadenfreude

a story, in verse

Long ago I imagined myself a hot stud
With great pleasure, my college days spent
Until my hot passion was nipped in the bud
By a girl who withheld her consent

I chased every female with ass, hot and tight
A penchant for shapely rear-ends
It was intercourse anal that piqued my delight
And I found a few willing girlfriends

Some needed convincing to bend over bare
And willingly offer their bum
But passionate kissing and liquor to spare
Meant that most of those bitches succumbed!

I would give them a drink with the booze double-strength
Before heavy-petting began
And tease to the brink by massaging, where pink
My tried-and-true ass-fucking plan!

I soon became nervous when gossip would surface
From the girls with sore asses I reamed
But some enjoyed service through anus, not cervix
Reputation was quickly redeemed

As which hole I preferred became known to the world
I was offered more ass everyday
Except for one bird who, alas, never heard
And with whom I would soon go astray!

I thought all the chicks understood where my dick
Would end up, if we went on a date
But a cute little hick who grew up in the sticks
Learned of my kink far too late

We met at the gym, where I’d go for a swim
By bikini, her ass wasn't covered
The thong was so slim, it exposed her cheeks’ skin
And then, oh! my god! She bent over!

The sight blew my mind as I watched from behind
While she bent low to pick up her shoes
With her ass, tight and high, and her vulva outlined
I got hard, just exposed to the view!

In spite of my bulging erection, now pulsing,
And barely contained in my suit
I hit on that girl, while her eyes were indulging
The outline of convulsing man-fruit

She came for a date to my lair, rather late
But she was hungry, and wouldn’t drink booze
So she took time and ate, a most frustrating wait
While I suffered, my balls turning blue

I assumed that she knew that I wanted to screw:
She was wearing skin-tight daisy dukes
Then she sent me a cue when she dropped a tissue
Bending down to retrieve, saying, “Oops!”

I could stand it no more as her daisy dukes tore
Her pudenda popped out through the seam
Slamming down on all fours, I pinned her to the floor
While ‘jacking her ass full of cream!

With no time to hear “No,” my cock rammed through her hole
A volcano between her ass cheeks
And the hot semen flow set her anus aglow
Overflowing in long sticky streaks

I was still ‘jacking cum, but her ass had gone numb
With no grunting or giggles or sighs
But instead she stayed mum, and I new I was done
When she turned with hot rage in her eyes!

“I would have said yes, with a little caress,
But, oh No! Your lust just couldn’t wait!
I’ll give you one chance to express your regrets
You big stupid ass-fucking ape!!”


I was down on my knees as I tried to appease
This angry young beauty I’d slammed
“I’m begging you please, I’m no rapist, you’ll see!
I’ll do anything! Don’t have me hanged!”


She said, “You know rapists, when sentenced to prison
Get castrated, and raped every day!
You’re an ass-fucking ape with no value to women
Except as an ass-licking slave!”


She gave me a choice and I had to rejoice
For the fate, by her grace I avoided
Now, my tongue she enjoys when she sits, hot and moist
With her ass on my face—Schadenfreude!


Written by ReggiePoet (Reggie)
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Praying for release

In loves hot and sweating nest
I scour the porn on the internet
and view the gambit for my mind to feast
how many position could I achieve
which one,? I'm praying for release
 
To have the balls of a raging bull
and slide between smooth legs: apocryphal
the glass half full or half empty creed
lay and her feel her buttocks heave  
my cock is craving for release
 
For the ecstacy of flesh on flesh  
sweet word to amplify each fetish
the bondage is the pace you set
hear her whimper faster please
express train heading for release
 
Suckling her nipples hard as stone
breast's. a life of their very own
my swollen dagger satisfies her needs
insatiable her thirst, as on you speed
how long will you last before relief
 
But just old fashioned that's my spec
but my bone has got an edge
 prone, just face to face, cheek to cheek  
me on top and her beneath
 A missionary with sex so sweet
copulate with great release
 
Written by slipalong
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RexDurkin
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Thank you for your entries Reggie and slipalong. Fantastic stuff!

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