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Jingle Tingle

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Blackwolf
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Very Nice , Rex...

Well rhymed , and then the product jar !

Great work !

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Zaynab_kamoonpury
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Sing a song of Taj Mahal

Sing a song of Tajmahal    
a fine nazm or a ghazal  
Of this landmark for lovers †  
Ah, a lover's edifice †  
Complete with medieval bowers †  
It's a Mecca for tourists! †  
Tis sensational, tis exceptional †  
tis truly a touristy place. †  
†  
Watch the shimmer of its magnificent marbled dome †  
Moonlight or sunlight, it glimmers of imperial chrome †  
It's ironical then †  
that though Indian-Arabian I am †  
I haven't yet been to this touristy place †  
†  
It is truly as they must say, a lover's shrine †  
a place where hearts duly incline †  
They find it steamy †  
I find it dreamy †  
Oh, I've got to see for myself this touristy place. †  
†  
Each of the marbled minarets †  
conceal such romantic secrets †  
for lovers to silently explore †  
to admire and to adore †  
A place human lovebirds couldn't ignore. †  
Ah you've got to visit this touristy place! †  
†  
Two famed lovers lie in the legendary vault below †  
and the stream too it has a romantic flow †  
It's a lovers haven and paradise on earth †  
Even dead passions there undergo a rebirth †  
Ah, rekindle my love for you in this touristy place! †  
†  
Extol I may this awesome imposing edifice †  
A greed for pure love is perhaps better than avarice †  
LŲng live the legend of Shah jahan and Mumtaz mahal †  
Long live love and love like a Moghul †  
so forever we have this monumental grace! †  
Yeah take me my luv to this touristy place! †  
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snugglebuck
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This could be the start of a pickle empire. 🥒
Personally, when I die, rather then be buried or cremated, I want to be pickled.  Every Halloween my family can display me in my jar and charge a dime for a peek.🧟‍♂️

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snugglebuck
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Among the temples to Gods and politicians the Taj Mahal stands alone.  What love there must have been between a man and a woman to inspire such beauty.
Thank you for reminding us of this ultimate honeymoon destination.🤵👰

midevil
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K F C

 

Iíve crossed the road and down the street
Iím white and dark juicy meat.
I can be crispy and full of spice
But original is always nice.
Let your hunger be your guide
To try a tempting tasty side.
Together we shall truly see
Why so much tries to taste like me.
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EdibleWords said:

Simply put; this was a wonderful production that should make all of DU proud.

snugglebuck
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Midevil, thank you for answering a question that has puzzled mankind.  Now we know 'why the chicken crossed the road.'🐓

Blackwolf
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Actually , I know where the phrase came from , and the real answer...

It is in the Code I have taught for 26 years...

Ancient , ancient joke...from a very , very , serious Code...

Jade-Pandora
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P B & J 🥪

( a Quatern jingle )
 
 
It sticks to the roof of your mouth,
We bet you love what that can do.
The EU, the States, check it out,
Itís all the rage, healthy & new.
 
Creamy, chunky and jelly-swirled,
It sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Thereís nothing like it in the world,
With a peanut taste from the south.
 
Hey SKIPPY & JIF, what up now?
On a shelf, never out of stock.
It sticks to the roof of your mouth;
With PETER PAN, cookies will rock.
 
Imagine if we come today
To leave Reeceís Cups thruí the house.
And the Classic PB & J,
It sticks to the roof of your mouth!
 
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Josh
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SHOPPING TRIP

I travelled from home to IKEA
to buy all my home-making gear
though all was flat-packed
t'was helped by the fact
instructions were ever so clear.



wallyroo92
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Stings Like Fire

(To the tune of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire, of course)  

Butt, when itís a hurting thing †
And it aches while crapping,  
Your situation is dire †
Because it stings like fire,  
You canít sit down down down when its making you perspire,  
And it hurts hurts hurts because it stings like fire, it stings like fire  

(Announcer:  
Preparation H is rapid relief hemorrhoid treatment cream that can help ease the itching and burning.  
It reduces swelling and provides a soothing feeling with a protective layer to help you make it through the day)
 

To sit and or even go bike riding,  
Itís a precious thing,  
But when you feel desire,  
Donít touch, because it stings like fire.  
Check for brown brown brown in your drawers or youíll grow big with ire,  
Make sure thereís no blood blood blood or else youíll go haywire, youíll go haywire.  

(Announcer:  
Do not take preparation H if you are already using other creams like Tucks, Fissure Control, Forces of Nature,  
Butt-How Relief, Avoid Rhoids, Anallabia Ease, Hemoshart Stop, Poop Recoup or Itchy Barnacle Balm).  
 
Rump, itís a delicate thing,  
Careful when itís happening,  
You donít have to a crier,  
If you feel your buttís on fire.  
Go around Ďround Ďround to the drugstore and inquire,  
Youíre going to learn learn learn how to stop that fire, when it stings like fire.  

(Announcer:  
Symptoms may include polyps, pink eye, stink eye, stink finger, anal seepage, gout, pimp limping, pimp slapping, unexplainable need for crying, voting Republican, reading 50 Shades of Gray, strokes and heart attacks. Consult your doctor before using.)
 

Because it stings like fire, it stings like fire.   †† †
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snugglebuck
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Thank you Jade for bringing back fond memories of breakfast in bed. Peanut butter on warm toast is the perfect convenient breakfast for lovers.💏

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