Poetry competition CLOSED 3rd February 2020 4:46am
WINNER
Anonymous
Anonymous
RUNNER-UP:
G3r0
Teach me to rap!
JohnnyBlaze
Forum Posts: 5572
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[ Bad Raps ] As The Nazgul Raps
Witch KING?
This KING
One of the Nine
servING the Dark Lord of BLING
R-I-N-G;
that's spells RING
Listen up, GolLUM -
let me TELL you SOMETHING!
What is your WRATH
COMpared to the MIGHT of a WRAITH
who lives to CREEP in the DEAD of NIGHT?
Impaling hobbits in their SLEEP
scar'UM to death with FRIGHT
BREAK their FAITH
MAKE'UM WEEP
while I TAKE deLIGHT
A wreath of iron THORNs
ADORNs me with a crown of DREAD
Just you try to PUMPING me FULL of LEAD
Getcha SUMTING AIGHT;
A MORNing STAR upside the HEAD
Yeah, that's RIGHT
That's what I SAID,
beeYOTCH
yo-YO-yo-YO-yo
I'ma a NazGUL
Nasty ass FELow minus a SOUL
Bat outta HELL
riding a FELL BIRD with a stinky CROTCH
SO foul and SMELLY
Flying fast and furiousLY FAR
straight out of AngMAR
Mister G
WORD
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JohnnyBlaze
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[ Forms ] Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle
Copy, paste, replace --- drop your own words in
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
Tis easy, somewhat sleazy, but I do it oh so well
While I buy a slice of that pie you's offerin
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle
Ice Ice Baby, watch my latest single sell
Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
Madame, go Madame, go try it for a spell
Your posse cool whips this hip hop villain
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle
I am the I in your pie, only def like Pharell
Projecting just like Alan Parson('s?)
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
Rub my Vanilla lotion on your painful swell
If your head is so ahurtin'
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
* mic drop *
Folks, show's over, drop the curtain
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JohnnyBlaze
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DEATH CHANT Three Point Three
DEATH CHANT Three Point Three
You gotta be light on your feet
Adapt or Die and admit defeat
against my DEATH CHANT
And if you can't?
Looky here, Sonny and Edible One
Year after year, rap challenges I've won
while the two of yous are hardly
Maya Angelous or Langston Hughes
whose flows n beats are targeted
with hard hitting views
What you got for us instead
are virtual nine mils
in-da-back of the head
Cheap thrill kills, X-Box style
in farsical face offs
on Main Street's 8 Mile
Duels with phantom menaces
Supposed riders you ghosted
on Instagram n Facebook
Your pistol whippings posted
lacking sense and hook
Empty threat-end spills
against public enemies faux
Bustin' Caps in these . . .
L - M - F - A - Oh, please!
You're both on a long list
of the gangsta wannabees
self annointed kings
wanting rings kissed
among other things
riddled with disease
subscribing to their own
hollow pointed prophecies
rhetorical, glorifying
prostitution, drugs, and death
in the name of profits
All wasted breath
Far from compelling
marshalled blathers
Inane storytelling
regarding daily matters
we could care less about
Expired dairy products
in the fridge you
shoulda threw out
weeks ago
Who gives two fucks
as you cry over spills
of milk so old, they
curdled whey
beyond cream
Be bold
be MLK;
declare to the nation:
"I have a dream!"
Don't be a dictator
with an orange combover
covering up every contextual
bald spot in your rap
with references sexual
indifferent to rhyme
^Diss^
being the answer
to the riddle you've
yet to solve
because it's time
to prove you can be
light on your feet
Adapt or Die
and admit defeat
EVOLVE!
You gotta be light on your feet
Adapt or Die and admit defeat
against my DEATH CHANT
And if you can't?
Looky here, Sonny and Edible One
Year after year, rap challenges I've won
while the two of yous are hardly
Maya Angelous or Langston Hughes
whose flows n beats are targeted
with hard hitting views
What you got for us instead
are virtual nine mils
in-da-back of the head
Cheap thrill kills, X-Box style
in farsical face offs
on Main Street's 8 Mile
Duels with phantom menaces
Supposed riders you ghosted
on Instagram n Facebook
Your pistol whippings posted
lacking sense and hook
Empty threat-end spills
against public enemies faux
Bustin' Caps in these . . .
L - M - F - A - Oh, please!
You're both on a long list
of the gangsta wannabees
self annointed kings
wanting rings kissed
among other things
riddled with disease
subscribing to their own
hollow pointed prophecies
rhetorical, glorifying
prostitution, drugs, and death
in the name of profits
All wasted breath
Far from compelling
marshalled blathers
Inane storytelling
regarding daily matters
we could care less about
Expired dairy products
in the fridge you
shoulda threw out
weeks ago
Who gives two fucks
as you cry over spills
of milk so old, they
curdled whey
beyond cream
Be bold
be MLK;
declare to the nation:
"I have a dream!"
Don't be a dictator
with an orange combover
covering up every contextual
bald spot in your rap
with references sexual
indifferent to rhyme
^Diss^
being the answer
to the riddle you've
yet to solve
because it's time
to prove you can be
light on your feet
Adapt or Die
and admit defeat
EVOLVE!
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Keep writing, but i wanted to set you up,a rap shop! Have you been there? Bring rap!!!
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/workshop/read/11229/
Imma spit bars atcha! Get yer freak on, Rikki! Over there! 😎
Keep writing, but i wanted to set you up,a rap shop! Have you been there? Bring rap!!!
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/workshop/read/11229/
Imma spit bars atcha! Get yer freak on, Rikki! Over there! 😎
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slipalong
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swivel; On: dis - RAP
dat me cooler dan an ice cream van
rocket fuel sellin by the gram
number me cus i da man
I am dat bone
I am dat ham
cutting it the tins of spam
got da lable an me slidin right
machetti hide would U like a slice
i the biggest dirt on dis piece o turf
any cornur of mi universe
dont cross me up dats fee advice
pig's they even want to dice
its running on each main line
do the deals and get top wheels
Fararri dancing on the stallions heels
sit my bitch in the passenger seat
my county aint no crack me mastr of dat
I got the power I got the smack
come over now or I drill yo ass
top vote for brxit
the eurozone will spead it
keep coming back like a swingball
swivel on dis, im the king gimbal
the rap I sell the beat folded
essence send your world clouded
my microphones :Bleeped:
joint on a street deadbeat
mix dat RAP the toxins trap
don't break d chain for turkey cold
handcuffs just like a drug it holds
pimp yo ride with truth and pride
Prestige Marque; and turn the tide
stressin what U know is right
words that sting not dressin down
dat hornets nest dat's kicked around
dat finger clean would U make it brown
rocket fuel sellin by the gram
number me cus i da man
I am dat bone
I am dat ham
cutting it the tins of spam
got da lable an me slidin right
machetti hide would U like a slice
i the biggest dirt on dis piece o turf
any cornur of mi universe
dont cross me up dats fee advice
pig's they even want to dice
its running on each main line
do the deals and get top wheels
Fararri dancing on the stallions heels
sit my bitch in the passenger seat
my county aint no crack me mastr of dat
I got the power I got the smack
come over now or I drill yo ass
top vote for brxit
the eurozone will spead it
keep coming back like a swingball
swivel on dis, im the king gimbal
the rap I sell the beat folded
essence send your world clouded
my microphones :Bleeped:
joint on a street deadbeat
mix dat RAP the toxins trap
don't break d chain for turkey cold
handcuffs just like a drug it holds
pimp yo ride with truth and pride
Prestige Marque; and turn the tide
stressin what U know is right
words that sting not dressin down
dat hornets nest dat's kicked around
dat finger clean would U make it brown
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