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Teach me to rap!

JohnnyBlaze
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 20th Mar 2015
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[ Bad Raps ] As The Nazgul Raps

      
Witch KING?      
This KING      
One of the Nine      
servING the Dark Lord of BLING      
R-I-N-G;      
that's spells RING      
Listen up, GolLUM -      
let me TELL you SOMETHING!      
What is your WRATH      
COMpared to the MIGHT of a WRAITH      
who lives to CREEP in the DEAD of NIGHT?      
Impaling hobbits in their SLEEP      
scar'UM to death with FRIGHT      
BREAK their FAITH      
MAKE'UM WEEP      
while I TAKE deLIGHT      
A wreath of iron THORNs      
ADORNs me with a crown of DREAD      
Just you try to PUMPING me FULL of LEAD      
Getcha SUMTING AIGHT;      
A MORNing STAR upside the HEAD      
Yeah, that's RIGHT      
That's what I SAID,      
beeYOTCH      
yo-YO-yo-YO-yo      
I'ma a NazGUL      
Nasty ass FELow minus a SOUL      
Bat outta HELL      
riding a FELL BIRD with a stinky CROTCH      
SO foul and SMELLY      
Flying fast and furiousLY FAR      
straight out of AngMAR      
Mister G      
WORD      
 
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JohnnyBlaze
Tyrant of Words
United States 23awards
Joined 20th Mar 2015
Forum Posts: 5572

[ Forms ] Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin

      
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
Copy, paste, replace --- drop your own words in      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?      
     
Tis easy, somewhat sleazy, but I do it oh so well      
While I buy a slice of that pie you's offerin     
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
     
Ice Ice Baby, watch my latest single sell      
Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?      
     
Madame, go Madame, go try it for a spell      
Your posse cool whips this hip hop villain      
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
     
I am the I in your pie, only def like Pharell      
Projecting just like Alan Parson('s?)      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?      
     
Rub my Vanilla lotion on your painful swell      
If your head is so ahurtin'      
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle      
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?    

* mic drop *  
     
Folks, show's over, drop the curtain

  
 
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JohnnyBlaze
Tyrant of Words
United States 23awards
Joined 20th Mar 2015
Forum Posts: 5572

DEATH CHANT Three Point Three

DEATH CHANT Three Point Three    
You gotta be light on your feet             
Adapt or Die and admit defeat            
against my DEATH CHANT    
     
And if you can't?    
     
Looky here, Sonny and Edible One                  
Year after year, rap challenges I've won                  
while the two of yous are hardly      
Maya Angelous or Langston Hughes          
whose flows n beats are targeted      
with hard hitting views    
              
What you got for us instead                  
are virtual nine mils                  
in-da-back of the head                  
Cheap thrill kills, X-Box style                  
in farsical face offs  
on Main Street's 8 Mile                    
Duels with phantom menaces                  
Supposed riders you ghosted                  
on Instagram n Facebook                  
Your pistol whippings posted                  
lacking sense and hook               
Empty threat-end spills                    
against public enemies faux                  
Bustin' Caps in these . . .                    
                   
L - M - F - A - Oh, please!                    
                   
You're both on a long list                  
of the gangsta wannabees                  
self annointed kings                  
wanting rings kissed                  
among other things                  
riddled with disease                  
subscribing to their own                  
hollow pointed prophecies                  
rhetorical, glorifying                    
prostitution, drugs, and death                  
in the name of profits                  
                   
All wasted breath                    
                   
Far from compelling    
marshalled blathers                   
Inane storytelling    
regarding daily matters      
we could care less about       
     
Expired dairy products                    
in the fridge you                  
shoulda threw out                    
weeks ago                 
Who gives two fucks                  
as you cry over spills                  
of milk so old, they                    
curdled whey                  
beyond cream                  
                   
Be bold                  
                   
be MLK;                  
                   
declare to the nation:                  
                   
"I have a dream!"                  
                   
Don't be a dictator                  
with an orange combover                 
covering up every contextual                    
bald spot in your rap                  
with references sexual                    
indifferent to rhyme                  
                   
^Diss^                  
being the answer                  
to the riddle you've                    
yet to solve                  
                   
because it's time                    
to prove you can be                  
light on your feet                  
Adapt or Die                
and admit defeat                  
                   
EVOLVE!                
                   
         
         
 
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EdibleWords
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Waffling Thug Poets

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Anonymous said:<< post removed >>

Keep writing, but i wanted to set you up,a rap shop! Have you been there? Bring rap!!!

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/workshop/read/11229/

Imma spit bars atcha! Get yer freak on, Rikki! Over there! 😎

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Anonymous said:<< post removed >>

It's an honor, amigo!🤘

slipalong
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Joined 1st Jan 2018
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swivel; On: dis - RAP

dat me cooler dan an ice cream van
rocket fuel sellin by the gram
number me cus i da man

I am dat bone
I am dat ham
cutting it the tins of spam

got da lable an me slidin right
machetti hide would U like a slice
i the biggest dirt on dis piece o turf
any cornur of mi universe

dont cross me up dats fee advice
pig's they even want to dice
its running on each main line

do the deals and get top wheels
Fararri dancing on the stallions heels
sit my bitch in the passenger seat

my county aint no crack me mastr of dat
I got the power I got the smack
come over now or I drill yo ass

top vote for brxit
the eurozone will spead it
keep coming back like a swingball
swivel on dis, im the king gimbal

the rap I sell the beat folded
essence send your world clouded
my microphones :Bleeped:
joint on a street deadbeat

mix dat RAP the toxins trap
don't break d chain for turkey cold
handcuffs just like a drug it holds

pimp yo ride with truth and pride
Prestige Marque; and turn the tide
stressin what U know is right

words that sting not dressin down
dat hornets nest dat's kicked around
dat finger clean would U make it brown
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