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Poetry competition CLOSED 23rd January 2020 9:00pm
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Oops!... I Lid It Again

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SatInUGal
Kumar
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 31st Dec 2015
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THE LID O’DEATH

(or La Petite Mort / Le Pot d’Amour)
 
I cannot wait
To pop you off
I thought under
Immaculate strain
Muscles bulging
So tightly screwed
The thinnest membrane
Sealing me from
All that wild
Orchid honey
Written by SatInUGal (Kumar)
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Author's note: I like to think this was written by Winnie the Pooh

French translations:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort

Le pot d'amour: literally "the jar of love"

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SatInUGal
Kumar
Dangerous Mind
United States 24awards
Joined 31st Dec 2015
Forum Posts: 903

You’re welcome. Here’s a non-entry:

BLOW THE LID

Her lipstick contained
TNT so she could blow
the lid off of you

Gahddess_Worship
Osomajestuoso
Tyrant of Words
United States 37awards
Joined 21st Aug 2013
Forum Posts: 796

LIDERAL ECSTASY

Turned on by tight screw
One hard tool tap to get off
Open up baby
Written by Gahddess_Worship (Osomajestuoso)
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TyrannicalWorm
Nathan A. Brock
Lost Thinker
United States
Joined 24th Dec 2019
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snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
United States 77awards
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1873


To Tell da Truth

The lid on da lube
Can't open da tube
What am I gonna do?
Got no knife, no spoon
So I'm gonna bite and chew
The I'll squeeze enough brule
To have me a good screw



Benzy_420
BTheW
Twisted Dreamer
United Kingdom 4awards
Joined 24th Jan 2016
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My Dirty LIDdle Secret

The stars provide the only light
Ajar: the door where my secrets hide
I twist from left to right to see if eyes are prying
That transparent body, leaves none to the imagination
Trembling hands receive their prize
How it feels to hold you again, it's been too long
Against my lips, you're held, anticipation building
Screw it, I MUST remove your top
The aroma, the scent, the fragrance you will soon bestow upon my senses
I salivate, the thought of tasting what you hold for me
"Mine, at last" I think, excited and aroused
Fingers wrap tightly
I feel the rush of blood, tingling through my body
A relief lies in wait
And just

like

that

***POP***

I soggy my fingers to feel the flesh inside

I sure do love them pickles
Written by Benzy_420 (BTheW)
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wallyroo92
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 11th July 2012
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Get This Bitch Off

 
First I try with my left hand,
Then I try with my right,
But I can’t seem to do it,
It’s so hard and ooh so tight.
I trace my fingers around the rim,
For a little examination,
Using more strength with my palm,
It only adds to my frustration.
I’m going to use two hands on this bitch!
My digits are rigid livid on the top,
My muscles strain and my veins bulge,
But I want to hear this motherfucker pop!
My palms are red, my blood is hot,
But I’m going to find the spot,
I take a deep breath and try again
Then I give it all I got.
I become determined and driven,
Although it all may be a little bizarre,
But I finally get this bitch off,
And that’s how I take the lid off a jar.
Written by wallyroo92
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