A renegade rabbit called Mike,
stole carrots from Tesco's each night,
tunneled under the shops,
for organic crops,
then peddled away on his bike.
Now Mike was a greedy young rabbit,
troubled by a carotene habit,
soon he stopped caring,
the raids got more daring,
he was caught with a kilo of carrot.
Breaking rocks with his teeth in the yard,
the time he was doing was hard,
each night in the shower,
a Hare called him flower,
and tried to catch him off guard.
The rape of intelligence
There was a young boy called John,
who vandalised cars for fun,
he would scratch them with keys,
kick in panels to please,
and that’s how his story begun.
There was a sad dad called Dave,
who thought he could tell John, behave,
but each night at one,
he lost sight of his son,
blinded by drink in a rage.
There was a good neighbour called George,
who was changing the clutch on his Ford,
now John was there,
and beginning to care,
he asked questions and never got bored.
There was a mad mum called Marg,
who belts John and takes it too far,
leave this man alone,
and get yourself home,
you’re too stupid to work on a car.
Written by Razzerleaf
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