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Poetry competition CLOSED 19th November 2019 3:58pm
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
Baer Season....
mysteriouslady
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Poetry Contest Description
Comp dedicated to one of my favorite authors: Will Christopher Baer
MODS 18+ please and thank you. And also let me know if this acceptable for a comp. 
If you are not familiar with Baer, thats ok...I know there are some of you out there.
Write a poem based on the trilogy about a deranged, addicted former cop named Phineas Poe.
One month
No collabs
New writes only for obvious reasons
Any questions please ask....
Im curious and excited to see who shares this love...
Have fun with this one! GO!
If you are not familiar with Baer, thats ok...I know there are some of you out there.
Write a poem based on the trilogy about a deranged, addicted former cop named Phineas Poe.
One month
No collabs
New writes only for obvious reasons
Any questions please ask....
Im curious and excited to see who shares this love...
Have fun with this one! GO!
mysteriouslady
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need a mod to make adultish....thanks! where oh where are my fans of Baer?
mysteriouslady
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thanks mod(s)! I know yalla re out there...this will be extended for numerous reasons if there is any interest. thanks yall! <3
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Baer lovers, are you out there? <3 BUMP
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BUMP
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mysteriouslady
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BUMP! where are all my Phineas and Jude lovers!?
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I guess no one has read Baer's trilogy....
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A Walk Down Dreadfield Lane
Hey Jude
Don't be afraid
It will all soon be over
I'll slit your throat deep
Beneath your delicate skin
Hey Jude
You thought you steal my heart
Along with another organ or two
And I'd just forgive you?
You've got to be kidney-me!
You won't have to suffer
A slow suffocating cancer
But you won't be like Lucy
Among the stars twinkling like diamonds
Instead, you'll be below, shovelling coal
Hey Jude
Let's begin
And finally get it over
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Lucy, My Love
Lucy, my love
How you and I
Loved to fuck
We'd fuck here
We'd fuck there
We'd fuck everywhere
We'd fuck above
We'd fuck below
We'd fuck in ways never known
The Kama Sutra doesn't list as many positions
As yours and my creative fornication
But dear Lucy,
No matter how we'd try
We couldn't achieve the ultimate kinky
The position of absolute sticky and stinky
We couldn't make a baby
Rest in peace, my beautiful Lucy
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holy shit! SB! Love that you even know wtf Im talking about here! Thank you! You just made my day! These are great! <3
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BUMP! Extended.....
