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Two Sentence Horror Story

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souladareatease
souladareatease
Tyrant of Words
United States
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Brains on the half-shell, we knocked pried and prodded.
Cracked, we split the difference, left or right hemisphere;after you good sir. 

JohnnyBlaze
JohnnyBlaze
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[ Creepfest ] Psycho Active

 
Mind numbing sequel ... after sequel ... after sequel .....  

Real horror exists in ninety minute increments of life you'll never get back.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Written by JohnnyBlaze
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MaryWalker
MaryWalker
Thought Provoker
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[ Short Shorts ] Love, Prey, Eat

   
Though his geekish glasses and spindly limbs aroused the praying mantis in her ...  
   
She proceeded to chew off the head this nerd did most of his thinking with.  
   
 
Written by MaryWalker
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slipalong
slipalong
Fire of Insight
United Kingdom
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Cliff hanger

The sub it sinks, desel and acid fog fill the air, red lights flashing
A scorpion awakes from recently opened box of bananas
Written by slipalong
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MadameLavender
MadameLavender
Guardian of Shadows
United States
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Skidmarks


Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.

Immediately,  I realized that I actually had to take a shit.

Tallen
Tallen
earth_empath
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MadameLavender said:Skidmarks


Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.

Immediately,  I realized that I actually had to take a shit.


You, Lisa, never fail to make me laugh!!
(thank You)
Damn this is sooooooo funny to me for some reason.  
I've always loved Your twisted humor for going on many years.  

MadameLavender
MadameLavender
Guardian of Shadows
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Craig’s List Letdown

Once again, I was dismayed with the upcoming yard sale listings .

How am I supposed to perform autopsies in my bathtub, if the funeral homes never declutter their closets and basements —how, indeed ??

dartford
dartford
Paul S...
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I looked at her.
what had I done ..

butters
butters
Fire of Insight
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Gahddess_Worship
Gahddess_Worship
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THE MONSTER HIDING UNDER THE BED, PALES IN COMPARISON

On a cold January morning, the naked, orange, portly man ascends the dais, smugly approaching the microphone.
"My insignificant , me loving, Americans...my second, maybe not last, term is gonna be HUGE just like this biggest crowd ever assembled to kneel, worship, and kiss my Ferragamos."
Written by Gahddess_Worship
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Kinkpoet
Kinkpoet
Dangerous Mind
United States
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100% Fatal

"Mr. T,
the lab results are back
and unfortunately your
head has been infected
by the extremely rare
100% fatal disease
called Naegleria fowleri,
the brain-eating amoeba."
"The poor creature is now
slowly starving to death."
Written by Kinkpoet
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Kinkpoet
Kinkpoet
Dangerous Mind
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Swamp Gas

The smell of death
surrounds me
as I crawl carefully
through the
sultry steamy
mosquito-infested
swamp.

Upon closer
observation ,
I realize
that the smell
is coming from me.
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Chalklineoutline
Chalklineoutline
Michael Parker
Lost Thinker
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Immortals

Her eyes flashed, she had a wicked grin,
drool escaping from fangs to chin.
She drank my veins, the blood like gin,
my immortal life can now begin.
Written by Chalklineoutline (Michael Parker)
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