THE MONSTER HIDING UNDER THE BED, PALES IN COMPARISON
On a cold January morning, the naked, orange, portly man ascends the dais, smugly approaching the microphone.
"My insignificant , me loving, Americans...my second, maybe not last, term is gonna be HUGE just like this biggest crowd ever assembled to kneel, worship, and kiss my Ferragamos."
Written by Gahddess_Worship
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