Two Sentence Horror Story
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souladareatease
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Brains on the half-shell, we knocked pried and prodded.
Cracked, we split the difference, left or right hemisphere;after you good sir.
Cracked, we split the difference, left or right hemisphere;after you good sir.
JohnnyBlaze
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[ Creepfest ] Psycho Active
Mind numbing sequel ... after sequel ... after sequel .....
Real horror exists in ninety minute increments of life you'll never get back.
Written by JohnnyBlaze
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MaryWalker
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Fire of Insight
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[ Short Shorts ] Love, Prey, Eat
Though his geekish glasses and spindly limbs aroused the praying mantis in her ...
She proceeded to chew off the head this nerd did most of his thinking with.
Written by MaryWalker
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slipalong
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Dangerous Mind
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Cliff hanger
The sub it sinks, desel and acid fog fill the air, red lights flashing
A scorpion awakes from recently opened box of bananas
A scorpion awakes from recently opened box of bananas
Written by slipalong
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MadameLavender
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Guardian of Shadows
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Skidmarks
Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.
Immediately, I realized that I actually had to take a shit.
Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.
Immediately, I realized that I actually had to take a shit.
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earth_empath
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MadameLavender said:Skidmarks
Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.
Immediately, I realized that I actually had to take a shit.
You, Lisa, never fail to make me laugh!!
(thank You)
Damn this is sooooooo funny to me for some reason.
I've always loved Your twisted humor for going on many years.
Driving along the highway, I farted as I passed the "Next Rest Area: 10 Miles" sign.
Immediately, I realized that I actually had to take a shit.
You, Lisa, never fail to make me laugh!!
(thank You)
Damn this is sooooooo funny to me for some reason.
I've always loved Your twisted humor for going on many years.
MadameLavender
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Guardian of Shadows
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Craig’s List Letdown
Once again, I was dismayed with the upcoming yard sale listings .
How am I supposed to perform autopsies in my bathtub, if the funeral homes never declutter their closets and basements —how, indeed ??
Once again, I was dismayed with the upcoming yard sale listings .
How am I supposed to perform autopsies in my bathtub, if the funeral homes never declutter their closets and basements —how, indeed ??
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Paul S...
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I looked at her.
what had I done ..
what had I done ..
butters
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THE MONSTER HIDING UNDER THE BED, PALES IN COMPARISON
On a cold January morning, the naked, orange, portly man ascends the dais, smugly approaching the microphone.
"My insignificant , me loving, Americans...my second, maybe not last, term is gonna be HUGE just like this biggest crowd ever assembled to kneel, worship, and kiss my Ferragamos."
"My insignificant , me loving, Americans...my second, maybe not last, term is gonna be HUGE just like this biggest crowd ever assembled to kneel, worship, and kiss my Ferragamos."
Written by Gahddess_Worship
(Osomajestuoso)
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Kinkpoet
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Kinkpoet
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Tyrant of Words
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Swamp Gas
The smell of death
surrounds me
as I crawl carefully
through the
sultry steamy
mosquito-infested
swamp.
Upon closer
observation ,
I realize
that the smell
is coming from me.
surrounds me
as I crawl carefully
through the
sultry steamy
mosquito-infested
swamp.
Upon closer
observation ,
I realize
that the smell
is coming from me.
Written by Kinkpoet
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Chalklineoutline
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Michael Parker
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Immortals
Her eyes flashed, she had a wicked grin,
drool escaping from fangs to chin.
She drank my veins, the blood like gin,
my immortal life can now begin.
drool escaping from fangs to chin.
She drank my veins, the blood like gin,
my immortal life can now begin.
Written by Chalklineoutline
(Michael Parker)
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