TU y Yo (You and Me)
Here I go again ,
Tumbling down the rabbit hole like a rabid mole,
With a whole other ulterior motive in my scheme,
My poem is an uprising that you might find surprising,
To usher in a new era and topple this useless regime.
To transgress with success and stress the current system,
This urban kid is tired of this downward skid and schism,
Donít get mad because I can speak another language bro!
Hereís a tissue if you have an issue but this is just my intro.
TU y yo means you and me itís just simple Spanglish yo!
I have every right to speak you weak freak if you didnít know,
Itís called free speech you old leech as you may be unaware,
Glare at me all you want as you blare in your underwear.
Listen to what Iím about to say, itís of the utmost importance,
Every utterance from now on is like a little performance,
See the twinkle in my eye? Iíve been near death and survived,
Wanna point your gun at me because your life is deprived?
You want beef with me? Oh believe me Iím a great cook,
Itíll be a burn when I serve you then youíll get hooked,
While Iím vile like course textile I donít go by the book,
But I bet this typeset is a threat of defeat to you underfoot.
You look like a maniac in your undies and t-shirt of a Umiak,
Stop doing crack or smack or whateverís causing this attack,
You think youíre the shit? Quit trying to be so ubiquitous,
Let me put it in simple terms, youíre crazy and ridiculous!
My dual language lets me duel with fuel against any fool,
My tongue is my talisman, itís like a splendid jewel,
Yo puedo hablar lo que yo quiera en cualquier idioma,
Idiota, toma este insulto porque la venganza es cabrona.
So leave this tavern in a quiet manner because youíre smashed,
Go back to your thatch house you rash louse before you crash,
Spewing hatred and racism only shows youíre uneducated,
Maybe youíre too stupid to realize youíve been berated.
Goofy fuck, youíre a looney schmuck, an angry drunk,
Acting like a little bitch ass bitch you hate filled punk,
Why donít you and me go outside and tell me why youíre upset,
By the way, tonight Iím celebrating because I got my black belt.
Written by wallyroo92
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