Narcissistic-ally Speaking

Mr. Dingleberry

Not an entry—not a new write.

There is a humble little man who lives here in our town.
He seems quite nice, but rather dull, with naught that should astound.
Now, you might not believe this, but he sets our social climes,
He is the epicenter of our town folk lives and times!
      
His name is Mr. Dingleberry. Mark that, for the future!
You might say that he’s popular ‘cause he’s the alpha rooster.
Mr. Dingleberry’s middle-aged; he’s short and fat and bald,
He only needs his cock to keep the ladies quite enthralled!    
      
Dingleberry has done half the women in our town,    
It won’t take very long until the other half come ‘round.
Mr. Dingleberry’s cock is huge! It makes the ladies drool!
They like his mighty cock more than their husbands’ tiny tools!
      
Mr. Dingleberry’s dick is huge, but he has tiny balls;
and when he cums, the ladies say, it’s like Niagara Falls!
Just how his little grapes can squeeze out such a flood of juice,
the girls don’t care, so long as they enjoy his open sluice!
      
Mr. D is suave and debonaire, and quite a dapper dancer!
A slow night at the club? Then “Dingleberry” is your answer!
Every night is ladies night, and with no other men,
He guarantees to do them all! Then, do them all again!
      
In private, as in public, Mr. D is like a knight,
He wields his cock with chivalry, civility, and might!
He never slaps a lady, unless that’s what she wants,
in which case he obliges with sadistic renaissance.  
      
Mr. Dingleberry plays ball on our local baseball team.
He often wins the MVP, as odd as that might seem.    
The townsfolk love to watch him play, athletic skills don’t matter,
He always homers with his cock, ‘cause he’s the clean-up batter!
      
Mr. Dingleberry keeps a very, very crowded schedule,
but he’s so popular that promptitude is not essential.
They patiently all wait their turns, they know they need no luck,
and every girl in town will get her dingleberries fucked!

I am Mr. Dingleberry!


Not an entry—not a new write.

GL Thats was awesome! Thanks:)

RP, is this an entry or just spam?  Whichever, I loved it! <3

It does not comply with the rules because it isn't new, but I posted it anyway out of hubris as a non-entry because I wanted to share my awsomeness.

ReggiePoet said:It does not comply with the rules because it isn't new, but I posted it anyway out of hubris as a non-entry because I wanted to share my awsomeness.

Thanks honey!  LOL  Happy to have read this and that you shared <3

MG, great entry!  Keep em comin only a few days left! <3

butters that was awesome!  thanks honey!   anymore....its closing fast!

Thanks everyone!  This was a silly one for sure and all who entered were great!  Wally, that shit was sick!  Thanks everyone, <3

mysteriouslady said:Thanks everyone!  This was a silly one for sure and all who entered were great!  Wally, that shit was sick!  Thanks everyone, <3it was fun

'grats to wallyroo!

Congrats, Wallyroo!

I didn't enter this, but I watched all the entries! It was fun and light-hearted! Congratulations, Roo!

LOL I didn’t enter either, and likewise was keen on keeping track of the entries throughout... while dazed & bedazzled!  

All you guys & gals did a great job!  And Wally ‘bro, you steamrolled the pack... Congratulations!

A hilarious, fun fun fun comp, mysteriouslady!

OMG!
Mysteriouslady, thank you for the honor on this one. I kinda don't believe it because everyone was submitting great stuff, these comps are hard to judge (and I've only done one). I humbly accept this trophy and to quote Sally Field - "you like me, right now  you really like me."