Narcissistic-ally Speaking

     
I’m a selfish lover      
and I don't care about you      
This is about me      
You hear that? ME! Thats who      
     
Your job is to satisfy      
my every sexual need      
Your place is to follow      
For I am born to lead      
     
And I shall be treated      
like a Middle Eastern Raj      
So what I’ll get you to do      
Is give me a massage      
     
I’ll lay here relaxing      
while you work my back      
C’mon use some elbow grease      
Stop being so slack      
     
After three whole minutes      
of rubbing my nude skin      
I bet you're hot and horny      
and ready to begin      
     
That's all the foreplay      
that you're gonna get      
after that massage      
you should by now be wet      
     
I’m now checking your snatch      
but it still seems to be dry      
Time to get out the lube      
I’m not an oral kind of guy      
     
I'm gonna lay here      
Now you get on top      
And pump up and down      
Until you make me POP!      
     
C’mon don't be lazy      
Do it better, do it faster      
Moan for me louder  
That’s how you please your master      
     
Oh you’re hopeless      
That's not how it's done      
I’m gonna watch porn now      
Because you can't make me cum      
     
Just you keep riding me      
while I watch this slutty teen      
masturbating for me      
on my mobile phone screen      
     
This e-chick beats you      
she's so hot and so young      
Oh yeah oooooooooo      
I’m about to cum      
     
Now quick get on your knees      
and open up for me      
As I jerk off in your mouth      
Thats how its gonna be      
     
Oh shit , that's the end      
Of this video      
Well, while I search for another      
keep up the fellatio      
     
I’m looking for another vid      
on pornhub that I likes      
Just you keep on sucking      
Ah here we are “Horny dykes”      
     
Now don't neglect the balls      
while I watch my leso show      
Oh yeah baby      
Look at these chicks go      
     
Yeah! This makes me feel      
Just like I'm in a threesome      
This is how I do it      
This is how I get me some      
     
Oh here we go Ooooooooo      
Time to get it on your face      
Yeah look at me I'M CUMMMING!      
shooting white jizz on your face      
     
It's on your cheeks, It's on your lips      
It's in your goddamn eyes      
Yeah I'm the god of sex!      
I am the fuckin’ prize!      
     
Yeah that's how I do      
That is how it's done      
It's all about me bitch      
I don't care if you've not cum      
     
‘Cos I’m a selfish lover      
It is I who makes you whole      
And for 25 bucks off eBay    
You’re a pretty good blow up doll