Poetry competition CLOSED 18th July 2019 9:07pm
WINNER
JohnnyBlaze
JohnnyBlaze
Troll Me, I Dare You
dejure
vick
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vick
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 17th Aug 2015
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g o a t i t
umbeh eh eh eh eh!
the white goat screams
snuggled from behind
standing by the stream
Written by dejure
(vick)
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slipalong
Forum Posts: 233
Thought Provoker
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Joined 1st Jan 2018
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Swivel on this SB # Troll Snugglebuck
You see this guy I say he's hanging
Crawled from under a stone and minging
Do you smell something like dead fish
Snuggs the bug enjoys that dish
The life thats best descibed as midden
The middle earth of all things rotten
The imp and sprite the devils pets
Follishness and impudence
Post it note stuck right on the forehead
Of narrow brow he's a Richard
A donk with arms so long that touch the ground
Evolution lost, expressed by grunting sounds
Posted lots of bits and bobs, all inept
Time to take him down a step
Defiled my competition with a note
Downloaded picture not just quotes
Scrawled, looks like in caveman chalk
Not a verse or rythme, no prose just after thought
For you to judge put a solid case maybe
That he can troll the same as me
But who is he just trying to KID
The cloven hoof of sure footed spite
Climb the narrow ledge and not polite
A goatee beard I laugh outright
Crawled from under a stone and minging
Do you smell something like dead fish
Snuggs the bug enjoys that dish
The life thats best descibed as midden
The middle earth of all things rotten
The imp and sprite the devils pets
Follishness and impudence
Post it note stuck right on the forehead
Of narrow brow he's a Richard
A donk with arms so long that touch the ground
Evolution lost, expressed by grunting sounds
Posted lots of bits and bobs, all inept
Time to take him down a step
Defiled my competition with a note
Downloaded picture not just quotes
Scrawled, looks like in caveman chalk
Not a verse or rythme, no prose just after thought
For you to judge put a solid case maybe
That he can troll the same as me
But who is he just trying to KID
The cloven hoof of sure footed spite
Climb the narrow ledge and not polite
A goatee beard I laugh outright
Written by slipalong
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snugglebuck
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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Rex, I would have just laughed at your contribution, had it not reflected my sad pathetic reality. 😩 I really need to learn to look under the hood and check out the tranny before I jump in the ride. Oh woe is me.😣
Now where did I put that box of tissues.😰
Now where did I put that box of tissues.😰
snugglebuck
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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"Posted lots of bits and bobs, all inept
Time to take him down a step
Defiled my competition with a note
Downloaded picture not just quotes"
Slips poem hurts. The above quote hurts the most.
Why?😳
Cause the truth hurts when your a jerk, like me, living in an alternate reality.😣
"Mommy, all the poets at poetry school are picking on me. They keep calling me things that I actually am! Make them stop.😪
Time to take him down a step
Defiled my competition with a note
Downloaded picture not just quotes"
Slips poem hurts. The above quote hurts the most.
Why?😳
Cause the truth hurts when your a jerk, like me, living in an alternate reality.😣
"Mommy, all the poets at poetry school are picking on me. They keep calling me things that I actually am! Make them stop.😪
JohnnyBlaze
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Joined 20th Mar 2015
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Snugglesucka
I'm gonna roll you
as if a Cuban cigar -
then tell everybody
you're stinking up my joint
As far as poets go
You're another Nigel Buttwipe
so stick that in your pipe
and smoke it
I'm going pour you in bong
toke on you all night long
inhale you around the clock;
and when I'm done blowing your ...
... smoke ...
... wait ... what?
Troll me, I Dare You
Oh .....
snugglebuck
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Dangerous Mind
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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You didn't have to insult my dear goatee, Vick. After all, were going to get married.
snugglebuck
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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I don't know, Johnny. I should be insulted, but the idea of being smoked through a bong is somewhat intriguing.
wallyroo92
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Joined 11th July 2012
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Ole Bloke
Hold up, this bold old soul wants me to troll him?
There’s a whole bunch to unload I don’t know where to start,
But I’m sold on the role of being cold with an earful,
So let me roll out one insult and jolt his foolish heart.
You ole bloke don’t dote when I smoke holes in you,
I vote we all poke at the portrait you’ve put on display,
That’s right, I rote what I wrote because the real joke is…
How can you gloat while you’re wearing that beret?
Hold up, this bold old soul wants me to troll him?
There’s a whole bunch to unload I don’t know where to start,
But I’m sold on the role of being cold with an earful,
So let me roll out one insult and jolt his foolish heart.
You ole bloke don’t dote when I smoke holes in you,
I vote we all poke at the portrait you’ve put on display,
That’s right, I rote what I wrote because the real joke is…
How can you gloat while you’re wearing that beret?
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1716
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1716
Wally, your poem just crossed the line.😡
I'll have you know that's not a beret,
But a Spitefire cap, my blue collar toupee.
Made popular by Spitefire mechanics
Whose labour saved us from the Nazis.👨✈️
"God Save the Queen!"🇬🇧
PS. I'm not old. I'm mature.👴
I'll have you know that's not a beret,
But a Spitefire cap, my blue collar toupee.
Made popular by Spitefire mechanics
Whose labour saved us from the Nazis.👨✈️
"God Save the Queen!"🇬🇧
PS. I'm not old. I'm mature.👴
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1716
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1716
Do to the cruelty of these well written mean entries, my self-esteem has run completely out of steam.😣 Consequently, I'm to broken to pick the winner. 🏆 So, I'll be requesting a that the victory be determined by a vote.😰
Even that Damn little green worm is laughing at me. 🐛 Nobody but God knows the depth of my suffering.
Even that Damn little green worm is laughing at me. 🐛 Nobody but God knows the depth of my suffering.
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The winner of this competition and any runners up were decided by public vote.
Thank you to the following members for voting:
eswaller, Billy_Snagg, Ahavati, Jade-Pandora, Layla, Tallen, FromTheAsh, Heaven_sent_Kathy, AnonymousBystander, Ely, admin, Michael_Goodridge, anna_grin, wallyroo92, lepperochan, AspergerPoet56, Stoney223
Thank you to the following members for voting:
eswaller, Billy_Snagg, Ahavati, Jade-Pandora, Layla, Tallen, FromTheAsh, Heaven_sent_Kathy, AnonymousBystander, Ely, admin, Michael_Goodridge, anna_grin, wallyroo92, lepperochan, AspergerPoet56, Stoney223
JohnnyBlaze
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Joined 20th Mar 2015
Forum Posts: 1325
LOL, what the?!? This is the second comp I won this month .... the stars must have all their ducks in a row for me. Thank you everyone who voted.
And thank you, SnuggleB for a fun challenge!
And thank you, SnuggleB for a fun challenge!
❤
highlyfunctional
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Joined 5th Jan 2017
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Congrats, Johnny, you’re a jive talking, no balking, yo-momma jokin’ champ!
