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Troll Me, I Dare You

dejure
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vick
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g o †a t †i t

 
 






umbeh eh eh eh eh! †
the white goat screams †
snuggled from behind †
standing by the stream



 
 






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slipalong
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Swivel on this SB # Troll Snugglebuck

You see this guy I say he's hanging
 Crawled from under a stone and minging
Do you smell something like dead fish
Snuggs the bug enjoys that dish
 
The life thats best descibed as midden
The middle earth of all things rotten
The imp and sprite the devils pets
Follishness and impudence
 
Post it note stuck right on the forehead
Of narrow brow he's a Richard
A donk with arms so long that touch the ground
Evolution lost, expressed by grunting sounds
 
Posted lots of bits and bobs, all inept
Time to take him down a step
Defiled my competition with a note
Downloaded picture not just quotes
 
Scrawled, looks like in caveman chalk
Not a verse or rythme, no prose just after thought
For you to judge put a solid case maybe  
That he can troll the same as me
 
But who is he just trying to KID
The cloven hoof of sure footed spite
Climb the narrow ledge and not polite
A goatee beard I laugh outright
 
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snugglebuck
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Rex, I would have just laughed at your contribution, had it not reflected my sad pathetic reality. 😩 I really need to learn to look under the hood and check out the tranny before I jump in the ride.  Oh woe is me.😣
Now where did I put that box of tissues.😰

snugglebuck
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"Posted lots of bits and bobs, all inept
Time to take him down a step
Defiled my competition with a note
Downloaded picture not just quotes"

Slips poem hurts. The above quote hurts the most.
Why?😳
Cause the truth hurts when your a jerk, like me, living in an alternate reality.😣

"Mommy, all the poets at poetry school are picking on me. They keep calling me things that I actually am!  Make them stop.😪

JohnnyBlaze
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Snugglesucka

I'm gonna roll you
as if a Cuban cigar -
then tell everybody
you're stinking up my joint

As far as poets go
You're another Nigel Buttwipe
so stick that in your pipe
and smoke it

I'm going pour you in bong
toke on you all night long
inhale you around the clock;
and when I'm done blowing your ...

... smoke ...

... wait ... what?

Troll me, I Dare You

Oh .....

snugglebuck
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You didn't have to insult my dear goatee, Vick.  After all, were going to get married.

snugglebuck
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I don't know, Johnny.  I should be insulted, but the idea of being smoked through a bong is somewhat intriguing.

wallyroo92
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Ole Bloke

Hold up, this bold old soul wants me to troll him?
Thereís a whole bunch to unload I donít know where to start,
But Iím sold on the role of being cold with an earful,
So let me roll out one insult and jolt his foolish heart.
You ole bloke donít dote when I smoke holes in you,
I vote we all poke at the portrait youíve put on display,
Thatís right, I rote what I wrote because the real joke isÖ
How can you gloat while youíre wearing that beret?

snugglebuck
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Wally, your poem just crossed the line.😡

I'll have you know that's not a beret,
But a Spitefire cap, my blue collar toupee.
Made popular by Spitefire mechanics
Whose labour saved us from the Nazis.👨‍✈️

"God Save the Queen!"🇬🇧

PS. I'm not old.  I'm mature.👴

snugglebuck
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Do to the cruelty of these well written mean entries, my self-esteem has run completely out of steam.😣 Consequently, I'm to broken to pick the winner. 🏆  So, I'll be requesting a that the victory be determined by a vote.😰

Even that Damn little green worm is laughing at me. 🐛  Nobody but God knows the depth of my suffering.

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The winner of this competition and any runners up were decided by public vote.

Thank you to the following members for voting:

eswaller, Billy_Snagg, Ahavati, Jade-Pandora, Layla, Tallen, FromTheAsh, Heaven_sent_Kathy, AnonymousBystander, Ely, admin, Michael_Goodridge, anna_grin, wallyroo92, lepperochan, AspergerPoet56, Stoney223

JohnnyBlaze
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LOL, what the?!? This is the second comp I won this month .... the stars must have all their ducks in a row for me. Thank you everyone who voted.

And thank you, SnuggleB for a fun challenge!

Ahavati
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Congratulations, Sweetie! Woot! Great comp, SnuggleB!

JohnnyBlaze
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Ahavati said:Congratulations, Sweetie! Woot! Great comp, SnuggleB!

Thank you!

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Congrats, Johnny, youíre a jive talking, no balking, yo-momma jokiní champ!

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