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Troll Me, I Dare You

snugglebuck
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Poetry Contest

Give me your best disrespect.
Throw down your best disrespect.  Have fun, but don't be to mean.  Let's see if you can get my goat. 🐐

The winner will be determined by a vote.

MadameLavender
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I Don’t Want Your Goat

It’s probably covered
with fleas and ticks
and poison ivy, too.

But you could have at least
told us
how many times we’re allowed
to try and get said goat,
nasty little farm varmint,
milk dripping from ugly
hanging teats
into the mouths of
snorting little baby goats,
progeny destined
to grow up like that from
which they were spawned.

snugglebuck
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Owwch!
Goatee is going to be more hurt than me. 🐐

Thanks Madam for kicking things off.

SweetKittyCat5
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Okay What Is A Snugglebuck

St. Paul, Minneapolis  

I was dancing on the disco floor  
Mm... my peripheral vision glimpsed this handsome gentleman checking me out, I do adore
Rubbing on my tits in lust, anticipation, hoping he can give my body even more  
A stud I would love to get down on my knees for  
 
His stature sliding up beside me  
His breath was less than perfect, but hey he was still a manly tease  
My name is Snugglebuck  
 
Snuggle what, hum, there goes his butter rum flowing luck  
You want to go back to my hotel suite, ahhh... my room  
How much you got my love, for such a request full of promises once you get my soft petals to bloom  
 
He dug in his pocket and pulled out twenty dollars  
Not even close enough to expose my thong or wear my harness collar  
“Oh, here we go,” a Crisp Benjamin  
No can I get up in it  
I thought about it, and he was so darn cute  
I would like to see his head twisting why he’s lapping at my forbidden juicy fruit  
 
Back at his place, his hotel room, not even a five-star suite  
Had to rethink about getting undercover for our bodies to feast  
Very messy for an intimate setting  to get me into the mood  
Or to delve into my desires while tasting the passion of my lickable carnal food  
 
Out his clothes in a matter of minutes  
His dick was flaccid, oh my mouth, I’m sure will win it  
He turned around and popped a pill  
Oh la la, an all night hard on thrill  
 
Mm.. riding the girth of my dreams, a sweet cheap of a deal  
Blindfold, submissive, my body as he pleases, at will  
Two hours later, we were going at it and all  
Lifted my blindfold, checking at the stall  
I looked over at the nightstand, a bottle of...Geritol  
 
His dentures were staring at me from out a glass  
Still down there gumming my clit, fingering my ass  
His hat worn over his toupee decorated my inner thigh with a rash  
 
Wait…ahh… I have to go  
I paid you to taste that infamous butter rum flow  
 
You know… to see if I can still make you climax real slow  
Climax real slow, my temper I could not keep in tow  
You have been inside me for hours on end  
I feel nothing from your pleasure, but air and wind  
Your tongue in my slit absence to make my juices blend  
Say, maybe you should call your handsome friend  
And I thought you were this strong loving Heman  
 
I will refund you  
Since you could not give me or yourself, the satisfaction we crave of a kinky just due  
 
I’m what every woman fantasize about  
Geritol really… and no Viagra, I wanted to shout  
And you boasted in my ear you were a master when licking down south  
The confession were just silly lies floating from your mouth  
 
I hurried out his suite  
Still wrapped in his bed covering sheet  
Chagrined for wasting my time for a naked limp greet  
 
Snugglebuck, no, a Snugglebunny  
Handsome, but didn’t have any money  
No fetish to explore with honey  
Could not even please me in his bed, now that is a rare, but funny  
 
Oh baby…I still love you, but hey I’m your sweetest troll  
No gratification for my sweet kitty cat and my tongue will roll  
Shh... just keep your pants up and no one will ever see this to know
Written by SweetKittyCat5
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ExercisingDemons
ExercisingDemons
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Canada
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Northern1
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Nah, you're alright

poet Anonymous

You’re Doing Great

Sounds like a motorbike a few yards away
but he’s actually wedged a tin can
on his bicycles back wheel
So I asked “Who hasn’t had sex in years?
Tell me how that feels.”
Now he’s racing so we can see Snuggle Bucks hand
Aww, do you wanna cuddle up, man?
When shit hits the fan
he threw the tissue up at it
after wiping his ass
Air freshener apparently

snugglebuck
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"How does it feel to not have sex in years?"  It makes me feel like a horny bunny locked in a solitary cage.🐇
This write truly hurt.  Had enough it rubbed my nose 👃 in my own lonely reality, it also insulted the only woman in my life; Rosey DePalma.✋
Nobody knows the depth of pain but God, and all she does is laugh.😭

poet Anonymous

Was a quick note on my phone, for a short story, aimed at me. Just put your name in. Don’t worry about a thing. 👍🏻

snugglebuck
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Talking, it fits me like a shoe.  So, I'm going to claim it as my own...and cry. 😢

snugglebuck
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Okay What Is A Snugglebuck

St. Paul, Minneapolis  

I was dancing on the disco floor  
Mm... my peripheral vision glimpsed this handsome gentleman checking me out, I do adore
Rubbing on my tits in lust, anticipation, hoping he can give my body even more  
A stud I would love to get down on my knees for  
 
His stature sliding up beside me  
His breath was less than perfect, but hey he was still a manly tease  
My name is Snugglebuck  
 
Snuggle what, hum, there goes his butter rum flowing luck  
You want to go back to my hotel suite, ahhh... my room  
How much you got my love, for such a request full of promises once you get my soft petals to bloom  
 
He dug in his pocket and pulled out twenty dollars  
Not even close enough to expose my thong or wear my harness collar  
“Oh, here we go,” a Crisp Benjamin  
No can I get up in it  
I thought about it, and he was so darn cute  
I would like to see his head twisting why he’s lapping at my forbidden juicy fruit  
 
Back at his place, his hotel room, not even a five-star suite  
Had to rethink about getting undercover for our bodies to feast  
Very messy for an intimate setting  to get me into the mood  
Or to delve into my desires while tasting the passion of my lickable carnal food  
 
Out his clothes in a matter of minutes  
His dick was flaccid, oh my mouth, I’m sure will win it  
He turned around and popped a pill  
Oh la la, an all night hard on thrill  
 
Mm.. riding the girth of my dreams, a sweet cheap of a deal  
Blindfold, submissive, my body as he pleases, at will  
Two hours later, we were going at it and all  
Lifted my blindfold, checking at the stall  
I looked over at the nightstand, a bottle of...Geritol  
 
His dentures were staring at me from out a glass  
Still down there gumming my clit, fingering my ass  
His hat worn over his toupee decorated my inner thigh with a rash  
 
Wait…ahh… I have to go  
I paid you to taste that infamous butter rum flow  
 
You know… to see if I can still make you climax real slow  
Climax real slow, my temper I could not keep in tow  
You have been inside me for hours on end  
I feel nothing from your pleasure, but air and wind  
Your tongue in my slit absence to make my juices blend  
Say, maybe you should call your handsome friend  
And I thought you were this strong loving Heman  
 
I will refund you  
Since you could not give me or yourself, the satisfaction we crave of a kinky just due  
 
I’m what every woman fantasize about  
Geritol really… and no Viagra, I wanted to shout  
And you boasted in my ear you were a master when licking down south  
The confession were just silly lies floating from your mouth  
 
I hurried out his suite  
Still wrapped in his bed covering sheet  
Chagrined for wasting my time for a naked limp greet  
 
Snugglebuck, no, a Snugglebunny  
Handsome, but didn’t have any money  
No fetish to explore with honey  
Could not even please me in his bed, now that is a rare, but funny  
 
Oh baby…I still love you, but hey I’m your sweetest troll  
No gratification for my sweet kitty cat and my tongue will roll  
Shh... just keep your pants up and no one will ever see this to know
Written by SweetKittyCat5
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SweetKittyCat5 said:

I'd give you my piggy bank and it's entire contents for just one kiss.

SeaEntity1
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Bravo this was slick and raw.
Vividly vandalizing!
Love it 😍

SeaEntity1
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Genius

You see my face but can’t decipher,

A blank slate
You invade my space while I dismiss you without ceremony,
Tail between your legs, wondering Why a nuisance like you
Is unworthy of my company
Wanting to know what’s up,
Because you don’t see what’s going down,
On the sides, above your head
Behind your back, in your face
But who cares?
 Life, is just a Monet, right?
Painted hologram of happiness
You take it, no question
Satisfied being in denial
Rather glide in gold grime,
Then dive in a lucid lake
Ok, that’s your coin toss
That’s your choice to make,
But don’t expect me to join hands & Skinny dip in your
Leprechaun philosophy
Really, just speaking freely,
Putting it out there for the record to show, since it seems like you didn’t receive this memo...

I can’t tolerate phoniness or sincere pettiness,
Patience starting to quake,
Like a rash ready to break
So make no mistake-
I’m itching with vexation,
And no, this isn’t some dramatic exaggeration
I’m just allergic to Bullshit,
Fossilized, metaphoric,
Real life or fictional
Public or domestic,
Lyrical or political, so…..
Is it beginning to calculate,
How the odds differentiate?
It’s pretty obvious, you don’t have to be a genius,
The point’s been made: Why even try to having a conversation in the first place?
Written by SeaEntity1
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RexDurkin
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Poor Ol' Snugglebuck

        
I walked out of the pub the other night            
And who did I fuckin’ see?          
It was Snugglebuck and he was taking a dump          
Down a dark cobblestone alley          
           
I said “Hey Snugglebuck, come on now          
What do you think your doing?"          
He said “Mind your own business and don't interrupt me          
While I’m in the middle of pooing"          
           
I said “Yeah, but that was a nice foot path      
Why’d you have to go and spoil it?"          
He said “Because my wife kicked me out of the house          
So now I don't have a toilet”          
           
I said “Oh no, that sounds a bit harsh            
What did she do that for?”          
He said “She caught me in a carpark the other night          
Hanging out with a tranny whore"              
           
"We were sitting in the backseat of my mazda          
Enjoying a pipe of crack         
While I's pretending not to notice her giant groin bulge                                                                      
Created by her large nut sack"          
           
He said "I paid her fifteen bucks            
To satisfy my aging cock          
But then my wife stomped over to my car          
With a knock-knock knockity-knock"          
           
I said “Oh shit Snugglebuck then what happened?”          
“I tried to play it cool” he said          
“I just wound down the window innocently            
That's when she slapped me upside the head"          
           
"When the tranny took off running            
I knew my cover was totally blown          
My wife screamed “That's it you asshole          
Don't bother ever coming back home!”          
           
I said “So where do you live now mate?”              
He glared at me and said with a quiver          
"I live in an old refrigerator box.......          
DOWN BY THE FUCKIN' RIVER!!!"          
           
That's when Snugglebuck got aggressive          
And started angrily grasping for my neck          
I didn't want to take my chances with the madman          
So I decided to flee like heck          
           
As I quickly ran away to safety            
I heard him shouting loudly after me            
"DAMN YOU TO HELL REX DURKIN!!          
AND DAMN YOUR LAME POETRY!!"          
           
I swear all of this really happened          
And I'm not trying to take the piss          
I just thought that everyone deserves to know          
Who this man really is          
           
Oh, Poor Ol' Snugglebuck          
Looks like he's all outta luck          
Maybe I should feel sorry for the bastard.....?          
Nah, I really couldn't give a fuck.          
   
   
   
   
   
   
           
 
Written by RexDurkin
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snugglebuck
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Okay, Sea.
I see. 👀
Ya, don't have to be😧
So damn mean 😥

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