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Let’s Liberate Limericks!

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cabcool
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Anything for some bread!
Now isn't that well said.
But feeding the needy
And gorging the greedy
Ensures the world is fed.

Thanks, Berea.

cab

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snugglebuck
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St. Paddy Laddy

A young lad from Napa Valley

Drank to much on St. Paddy's

Waking the next day

Much to his dismay

He'd married Sasquatch Sally
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AnonymousBystander
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Oh if only

There was a girl called Naomi,
who'd swallow any baloney.
We would all be shot by Cupid
if only she wasn't stupid.
Good looks and brains, oh if only.
Written by AnonymousBystander
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cabcool
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Thanks for your entry, Sir snuggle:
Your humour comes out without struggle!

cab

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cabcool
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I appreciate your support and entry, AB.  Please see my further comment in PM.

Blessings.

cab

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Hungry Visit (to Limerick)

A fox came to visit last night.
He was foraging for a bite,
he look'd in the bin
to find a strange tin
of out dat'd spam: food not right.
Written by AnonymousBystander
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Bumstead
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Three Limers

The menu was more than appealing:
Kielbasa, a cup of Darjeeling;    
she drank her tea sweet    
and loved the rare meat,    
so ordered the Twinnings      
still squealing.    
     
A witch who loved licorice from hell    
took her Twizlers and got a motel;    
she unpacked her broom    
and rode ‘round the room    
sucking red ‘bove the bed    
casting spells.    
     
A plumber by day, Sophie slept    
with man and a wrench that she kept    
around for a leak,    
her skills were unique    
and she loosened his nuts      
‘till he wept
Written by Bumstead
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Excellent comeback, AB!  I see the application of further insight.

NB  There are no rules against editing earlier entries.

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Ha ha!
Thank you for your lim'rick, Bumstead;
I'm certain each part will be read.
The whole sends a tickle
To prove just how fickle
The punny bone is when undead.

cab

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RexDurkin
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No pro fanny tease

   
There once was a rude limerick    
Who wanted to take the mick    
So just like Duchamp    
He entered the comp    
As if to say “Suck my fat ..........    
   
Dick liked to fish, trap and hunt    
On the ponies he enjoyed a punt    
But there was nothing more    
That he did adore    
Than the feeling of a warm, wet........    
   
Country music rarely has brass    
But you’ll hear fiddle and guitars    
If you feel root’n toot’n    
Then go out boot scootin’    
Just watch ya don't get kicked in the…....    
   
Arsonists in the cockpit    
Were not able to outwit    
The air marshal in a dress    
Disguised as an air hostess    
Now they're in a whole world of.........    
   
Shiitake shrooms with lemon duck    
Some feathers they forgot to pluck    
On my chair I fell back    
As it went “QUACK! QUACK!!”    
"It’s still alive!   What the .............    
   
Fucsias are lovely pink flowers    
I can just sit and watch them for hours    
They do really well    
At masking the smell    
Of your mum's favorite hobby; golden showers!    
   
   
   
 
Written by RexDurkin
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Thank you for your entry, RexDurkin .
At first I had thought you were shirkin'.
In just a short time,
We draw the red line.
I'm glad your lim finger is workin'.

cab

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