Limericks: No Foul
I wake up early just to seize the day
I take my friends along to show the way
On mountaintops we’ll shout
To spread the word about
A new exciting rhyme that’s here to stay!
It’s lim’ricks safe & sane, happy & clean
G-rated “good” for pets & sans obscene
They’re all the rage this year
And fortified, I hear
It’s all clear from the Towers to the Queen.
The Lifers and the Lobbyists all pray,
Reciting lines of humor will hold sway;
To send their message clear
Without insults to jeer
As long as words are pasteurized to say.
So now in future let us not delay
In pubs & barbershops let ye make hay
Without the strain and stress
Forever may it bless
I bet it keeps the cavities away!
In closing is a final thought from me
Of Lim’s newfound respectability
You’ll always get a laugh
Just separate the chaff
To keep the faith will always be the key.
Written by Jade-Pandora
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