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jokes of january

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Later on in life
She decided to give
Men, a pause.

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when a man divorces and then finds a new wife his status should be "Under New Management"

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interviewer:  How did you get your nickname "Gay Bone"?
gay bone:   Well, I announced that I did not have a single gay bone in my body, and...

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it's great to be in a wheelchair, I get to jump the queue at Disneyland

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When the roosters new girlfriend started hinting that he would need to take a more active role in raising the children,
He decided to come up with an egg sit plan


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Male, 59, used,
In emasculate condition

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which came first - a wife or a hooker?

the hooker but then she was paid to pretend

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A young man from India got a fee-waiver to attend an otherwise expensive college.

After a while his parents arranged a marriage, but he wanted to keep studying
so they granted him a she-waiver.

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Q: As a soybean farmer, how do you feel aBout the 25% tarriff on trade with China?
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I'm tarrified

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The sheep farmer was bankrupt  -  sadly he had been planting the sheep to close together

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My roommate is a nerd,
I took him to church
And afterwards he bought
Some bananas and a calculator.


He said the sermon said to
be fruitful and multiply.

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It is highly tempting to misrepresent myself as young and virile

But I have decided to come out
As openly grey.

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Garfield has an Odie-oid  affliction

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I got a new hand transplant.
Then got another at a
Second hand store

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Some people were picking seaweed.
The seaweed shouted,
"KELP!   KELP!"

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