Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd January 2019 9:19pm
WINNER
wallyroo92
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RUNNER-UP: RexDurkin

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LunasChild8
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Canada
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Poetry Contest

Write a poem describing changing sex
Write a poem describing how you'd react if one morning you woke up and discovered you've changed into the opposite sex.

Guidelines:

1. 1 poem per participant
2. New entries only
3. No eroticism, please
4. Any length is acceptable

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. Have fun!

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A_Failed_Artist
Twisted Dreamer
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Familiar Sting

The girl of my dreams has no interest in me. How sad is that?  
Not that she doesn't care for me. She sent me a gift on my birthday in fact.  
It's because I'm a woman and as a woman, she does not want me.  
It's because I'm a woman that she only sees me as a friend. Anything else, I'll never be.  
I've tried to forget about her. It's hard to forget about someone you've known since grade school.  
Even after I've been rejected, ever so often I get that familiar sting in my soul.  
I can't make plans with another girl without feeling dirty, unfaithful, and mean.  
If I could just start over, wake up with a new gender, maybe, just maybe, I can be with the girl of my dreams.
Written by A_Failed_Artist
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LunasChild8
Dangerous Mind
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Thanks for kicking things off, A_F_A.

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Ely
Dangerous Mind
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Senryu #17 ...if I was a guy instead...

If I woke up a guy...
Oh... shit.!
me drawers don't fit
Written by Ely
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LunasChild8
Dangerous Mind
Canada
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Thanks for your amusing entry, Ely.

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snugglebuck
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United States
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TRAPPED

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One night at a carnival
I  accidentally bumbed into
Fortune telling gypsy
I was drunk and a fool
So, I insulted her
She cursed me
 
In the morning I awoke
To find I had a woman's body
Yet, I still feel like a man
 Now trapped in a woman's salary
Written by snugglebuck
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LunasChild8
Dangerous Mind
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Thanks for your entry, snugglebuck.

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SatInUGal
Kumar
Fire of Insight
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SWITCHED

The phantom of unconditional despair grips me amid the absurd chaotic turns of fascination and fear as I lie afraid to open eyes or confirm by any other measure paralyzed by the knowledge that I am lost to everyone I love
 
You are a foot away asleep on the bed the kids in the other room parents several miles north brothers here and there
 
I cry because crying is something that I remember how to do and it works the same way thank god
 
I cover myself up with the small bit of blanket that didnít already form a cocoon and accidentally brush against myself and love how I feel
 
 
 
 
 
 
{Epilogue} Ultimately I laugh quietly for what seems like forever how is this moment any more ridiculous than any other after all
Written by SatInUGal (Kumar)
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LunasChild8
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Thanks for your entry, Kumar.

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SatInUGal
Kumar
Fire of Insight
United States
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Your comps are often too enticing to avoid. Thank YOU!

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wallyroo92
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I Feel Beautiful

Somebody pulled a switcharoo on old Wallyroo,
This morning I am completely dumbfounded,
Little Wally and the twins have gone missing,
But what I have now leaves me astounded.
So before I go exploring on this new found gift,
There is a shift in my brain I canít explain,
Suddenly I begin to see the world in a new way,
Understanding life and feeling a new pain.
I rush over to the mirror to see what this is,
Ripping and stripping my clothes off I gasp,
Looking at the wonder and softness around,
But there is something I still cannot grasp.
This is maddening, how is this happening?
And yet I feel a power Iíve never felt before,
I am a woman, I feel beautiful and so I mustÖ
Get in touch with my inner goddess and explore.
I admire at the beauty, the bod, the booty,
Iíve been blessed from top to back to front,
But then suddenly I feel a cramp, oh damn!
Iíve been switched at that time of the month.


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LunasChild8
Dangerous Mind
Canada
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Great entry, wallyroo. Thanks for participating.

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RexDurkin
Thought Provoker
Australia
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I've turned into a chick

Holy mother fucking shit
Iíve turned into a chick

What the hell is going on
and where the hellís my dick

My bodyís gone all soft
and I have lost my beard

My voice is now a soprano † † † † † † † † † † † † † † †
ĎCos my balls have disappeared

O.K, O.K, lets stay calm
Donít stress out, don't fret

Let's take a look in the mirror
God Damn! Iím a hot brunette!

But I distinctly recollect † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † †
growing up as a boy

How couldíve this happened?
Did I drink too much soy?

Wow, check me out, †I have got
double D size boobs

I guess I should accept my womanhood
So itís time to shave my pubes

Shavey, shavey, shavey, shave
What should I do today?

Shavey, shavey, shavey, shave
Wait a minute, does this mean Iím gay?

Better check out pics of naked ladies
to see if they still turn me on

I hope to hell Iím a lesbian
and not a fan of the shlong

Iím google imaging ďsexy slutsĒ
to see if they make me feel randy

Oh phew, thatís good Iím horny
My new girl name shall be ĎKandyí

So now that Iím a sexy bitch
I better get some sexy bitch clothes

A bra, g-string and mini skirt
high heels and some panty hoes

Iím driving down to the shops in the nude
just like Lady Godiva

Why do I keep on bumping into things?
Must be Ďcos †Iím a woman driver

I pull up outside of Kmart
and strut right into the place

Some dickhead wolf whistles at me
So I punch him right in the face

ďDonít objectify meĒ I say to him
ďI didnít come here to be harassedĒ

ďNow get the fuck out of here
before I really kick your assĒ

So the dickhead quickly runs away
and I go into Kmart

I head over to the womenís clothes
and accidentally do a fanny fart

I pick out a red bra and knickers
and a cute denim mini skirt

Some fishnet stockings and high heel shoes
Look at me, Iím a foxy little flirt

Just realised I didnít bring my wallet
So Iím gonna have to sneak out without paying

But now that Iím a sexy chick
I think I deserve free shit, if you know what Iím saying.
Written by RexDurkin
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wallyroo92
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Congrats to Rex on runner up.
Thank you Luna for the honor on this comp. It was fun, fresh and new.

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