Apple Pie Part 1
"Come on dude we gotta go,"
I_IS_ME screams up the stairwell,
getting my attention in an inpatient voice.
"ok, ok, I know.
I'm just waiting for LilDragonFly to finish putting on her face."
I yell back in an even more irritable tone.
For some reason she always takes forever to do anything.
"SweetKittyCat5 and I will be outside with everyone else,
pouting and complaining about your slow asses,"
I_IS_ME hissed back.
moaning and complaining about something;
in his high pitched sarcastic squabble.
"Okay, we'll be down in a sec,"
I shouted back.
We trot downstairs,
decorated in our Halloween attire.
I am tricked out as a roadkill zombie,
I love zombies.
My girlfriend LilDragonFly,
looking sexy as all hell;
shimmers and shines portraying a slutty housemaid.
Her skirt is very short with long white knee high socks;
a strap that goes from the top of her sock to the bottom of her thong.
They are red by the way.
Her shirt is cropped with a V-neck,
displaying her lacey bra with mountains of cleavage.
Her bra is also red.
My girlfriend's tummy is smooth and flat,
her pierced navel ring glistens in the pearly moon light.
Her shoes are black and shiny at least four inches high.
Her face is littered with pounds of makeup,
and a bull ring in her nose with a piercing in her left nostril.
A piercing over her right eye,
and an exotic tongue ring.
Her ears are pierced with big round earrings,
with a bar of words bridged in the center reading,
You Love Me.
"Are you happy now,"
I antagonize I_IS_ME.
He simply shrugs his shoulders blowing me off,
as if he was the one who was driving us to our annual,
Halloween costume party.
"Are we ready to go?
Let me hear a head count."
I shout to the rest of the party.
says Donnie Roberts.
says Michelle Watters,
says Marcus White.
says Veronica Mills,
"Okay everyone is ready to go.
I'm so excited this year.
It's gonna be even better than last year."
If you're wondering why the roll call for just eight people,
it's as simple as this.
Last year we had a bigger crowd,
and some of our friends were left behind at our dormitory,
Cappa Gamma Betta Thetta.
Donnie along with his crew,
hopped in his custom made 2015 Jeep Wrangler.
It was black with silver chrome,
and a chain hook barricaded into the front of his grill.
The tires were monstrous,
ready to devour any conditions,
of whatever terrain we were about to drive on.
LilDragonFly and I slipped into my convertible.
Along with my brother I_IS_ME,
and his girl,
A 2015 high powered all black,
250 horses Mustang Cobra.
I checked my mirrors and sped out the graveled driveway.
Donnie and his crew trailing right behind,
as we floored through the night;
on our way to the best Halloween party we have been to yet.
Or so we thought....
The moon looked pregnant,
with all her nocturnal roaming creatures.
We've been driving for centuries,
or so it seemed.
The chill of the air sawed through our bones like a buzz saw.
When we left the University,
it was only half past six,
the clock read seven o'clock.
How is that possible?
How can it feel like we've been driving for hours,
when it's only been half an hour since we left?
My thoughts were interrupted by SweetKittyCat5's complaining.
"Are we there yet?
It doesn't take this long to get to the party.
Are we lost?"
"No, we are not lost."
I snorted firmly.
"I have always taken this path ever since the first party,
it's only been thirty minutes.
It's at least an hour drive."
I don't know why I snapped at SweetKittyCat5 the way I did,
but I knew she was right.
There was something odd and eerie about this night.
I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Last year and every other year before that,
the party was always on Halloween.
This year it fell on All Hallows Eve.
The night where hauntings and evil creatures came out to play.
Suffering from the spirit world;
mingling and blending ever so nonchalantly.
Into our realm.
The realm of the living.
The trees twisted and conjoined into disfigured fingernails.
Seeking to drill their tips straight through our eye sockets.
Just as I was trying to wipe that image from my mind,
I heard a shrill shriek from just behind me.
"Dude look the fuck out."
His resonating voice piercing my eardrum,
forcing me to swerve in hard lefts and rights,
to keep the car on the road.
We were going at least seventy on this dark narrow road.
No matter how hard I braked,
how tight I swerved.
I still plummeted off the road;
smacking head on into a gigantic Oak tree.
Somehow while all of this was going on,
I could see in slow motion;
Donnie crashing head first into the giant Buck,
I somehow managed to dodge.
Still wrecking my car.
The antlers fully destroyed the windshield,
only inches away from Donnie and Michelle's vulnerable temples.
The Buck thrashed its legs ferociously,
in a vain attempt to free itself;
before bleeding to death from its lacerated juggler.
With its dying breath and final kick,
it awkwardly freed itself.
Its body clumsily hammered the ground.
Its head remained in the windshield,
splattering and gushing blood everywhere.
Michelle and Veronica screamed uncontrollably.
Marcus grabbed them both by the waist,
steering them free from the road.
Protecting them from spraying blood bullets.
Donnie still in shock,
could only gaze at the decapitated head,
that laid sprawled out on the hood,
of his custom made 2015 Jeep Wrangler.
Unsure of what to do or even what to think,
he slowly climbed out the driver's seat.
Confused and disoriented.
All he could think of was,
what the fuck just happened.
"Is everyone ok,"
I wearily and guilt fully ask;
Whipping my head back and forth,
checking for any signs of whiplash.
"We're ok too,"
LilDragonFly and SweetKittyCat5 state in unison.
Miraculously no one was hurt or seriously injured.
Not even Donnie and his crew.
We all headed back up to the road,
to regroup and check up on Donnie.
LilDragonFly and SweetKittyCat5 also began to cry,
at the sight of the disfigured Buck.
Marcus called out to them,
from where he and the other girls were waiting.
LilDragonFly and SweetKittyCat5,
quickly scurried over to the others.
all alone in the dead of night,
with the burden of what to do with the severed head.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Written by Sex_on_the_Joe
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