http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b536/1willybugger/Little%20green%20women_zps1zrzkisv.png LITTLE GREEN WOMEN
I was huntn’ coon on a rural farm meadow with my faithful bluetick hound Bo.
When out of the sky there comes a flyn’ saucer, with all kinds strange light racing round her.
It hovered just over my and Bo’s heads, then shot us with a laser beam red.
Then it started to pull us up from the ground, both me and my old hound.
“Bo thems little green men and we’re being seized, they’re gonna probe us with somethin’ mean.”
Then a round door at the bottom of that craft, open wide from it’s stern to its aft.
And all round the opening were peering aliens, but they weren’t no little green men beings.
They was pretty little women green, topless with big boobies swinging free.
Smiling and laughing they wanted take inside, like horny teenagers out for a ride.
“Bo don’t resist They’re trying to pick us up cause they need some earth man loving to exist.”
When one of them girls was about to grab bold, something strange happened to me below.
A big hand grabbed my big toe and pulled me into a giant bear hug where I was took hold. It was Bigfoot!
“Bigfoot, you Son-of-a-Bitch, let me go and let them little green girls give me a tow!”
Just then my hound dog Bo was taken inside, the door slammed shut and the ship zoomed in the sky.
I beat against Bigfoot’s broad hairy chest helplessly, calling him once again,
“Thems wasn’t little green men, you no good Son-of-a-Bitch, but pretty green women who wanted some dick!”
Bigfoot smiled at me, and held me ever so tight saying, “You made the same mistake twice tonight, Cause only a guy can be a Son-of-a Bitch, and I’m Sasquatch Sally and you and I are bout to get hitched”
With that, she threw me over her hairy shoulder, and now I’m trapped in cave blocked by a bolder.
And though once she’s exfoliated she looks not too bad in a Chloe Kardashian sort of way. I wished Sasquatch Sally would have let them little green women, take me away "I wonder what ever became of Bo!