Poetry competition CLOSED 15th January 2018 4:01pm
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What I like or hate about Christmas
Poetry Contest Description
Write a poem of any style stating what do you like or hate about Christmas 🎄🎁
Welcome to the competition 🎄🎄
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Okay so I'm back with another poetry competition. This time I want you guys to tell me what do you like or hate about Christmas. Make it exciting. I'll be giving out certificates through email for the top 5 poems.
Good luck🏆
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Okay so I'm back with another poetry competition. This time I want you guys to tell me what do you like or hate about Christmas. Make it exciting. I'll be giving out certificates through email for the top 5 poems.
Good luck🏆
Twelve Days of Christmas Hock
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A notice of bankruptcy.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two court summons
and a notice of bankruptcy.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three bounced checks, two court summons,
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons,
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine garnishments, eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten court judgments, nine garnishments, eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven notices of eviction, ten court judgments, nine garnishments, eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, Three bounced checks, two court summons.
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve divorce papers, eleven notices of eviction, ten court judgments, nine garnishments, eight tax collectors-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons.
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A notice of bankruptcy.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two court summons
and a notice of bankruptcy.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three bounced checks, two court summons,
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons,
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine garnishments, eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten court judgments, nine garnishments, eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven notices of eviction, ten court judgments, nine garnishments, eight tax agents a-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, Three bounced checks, two court summons.
And a notice of bankruptcy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve divorce papers, eleven notices of eviction, ten court judgments, nine garnishments, eight tax collectors-collecting, seven loan sharks a-swimming, six utility discontinuations.
Five repo men!
Four calling collectors, three bounced checks, two court summons.
And a notice of bankruptcy.
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Krampus is Coming
Now that Halloween is over
You thought you were safe
Foolish child
Krampus is coming
On Christmas Day
He wants naughty children
To take back to his cave
He eats most of them
Some become his slaves
The naughtier the better
Rotten is his faves
The only protection
For you is to be good
Till Christmas Day
Krampus is Coming
Now that Halloween is over
You thought you were safe
Foolish child
Krampus is coming
On Christmas Day
He wants naughty children
To take back to his cave
He eats most of them
Some become his slaves
The naughtier the better
Rotten is his faves
The only protection
For you is to be good
Till Christmas Day
The Gift
Sweet warmth settles
Heaven's hearth
the holy humbled
to descend on men
of dirty hands
those of us in sullied robes
*Some wise men still hope*
A seedy stable - soiled
cattle chew and croon
under the crisp Bethlehem moon
mooing amid Mary's toil
earthy hymns herald
the birth of this boy
*Good tidings abide with joy*
The scanty shanty sings
a sanctum - scantioned
for tender filled prophecies
gracing our mundane in glorious qualities
*Righteousness gifted to all who believe*
Peace parceled to hearts
swaddled in thanks for our Savior
imparted
An ideal love - The Word turning flesh
in darkness
dawns down
a light for the lost...
Indeed we are blessed!
Written by AtoMikbomb
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What I Hate About Christmas ...
What I hate about Christmas is well
Everything.
First off it ain't even Jesus' birthday ...
check the records if you dare.
he was born sometime in March
So yeah bah hum bug to that bullshit.
And hell to the no
he wasn't some blond blue eyed guy
with Brad Pitt looks
Given the region of the world he was born in
He probably looked like a guy that'd be on a CIA, FBI or Interpol
watch list
And Fuck You parents who do your jobs two times a year
Christmas and your kids' Birthdays
And Fuck You wives, husbands, lovers, and partners who maybe
do your jobs
three times a year
Christmas, Valentines' Day, and birthdays
Hello, there are 363 other days in the year
DO SOMETHING!
Someone asked me,
What do you want for Christmas?
Same thing I want for my birthdays
Not a damn thing
I get to come home and
play and tickle
and roll on the floor with my gorgeous
7 month old little girl
She goes to the library for story time
and the zoo
and the aquarium
and takes swim lessons
her big sister is a college professor
her other sister is an entrepreneur and writer
Why?
because I took them to
the zoo
library and aquarium
not because of shit that got stuffed under a tree
You all can keep Christmas Day
I'll celebrate the other 364
with my three gifts
What I hate about Christmas is well
Everything.
First off it ain't even Jesus' birthday ...
check the records if you dare.
he was born sometime in March
So yeah bah hum bug to that bullshit.
And hell to the no
he wasn't some blond blue eyed guy
with Brad Pitt looks
Given the region of the world he was born in
He probably looked like a guy that'd be on a CIA, FBI or Interpol
watch list
And Fuck You parents who do your jobs two times a year
Christmas and your kids' Birthdays
And Fuck You wives, husbands, lovers, and partners who maybe
do your jobs
three times a year
Christmas, Valentines' Day, and birthdays
Hello, there are 363 other days in the year
DO SOMETHING!
Someone asked me,
What do you want for Christmas?
Same thing I want for my birthdays
Not a damn thing
I get to come home and
play and tickle
and roll on the floor with my gorgeous
7 month old little girl
She goes to the library for story time
and the zoo
and the aquarium
and takes swim lessons
her big sister is a college professor
her other sister is an entrepreneur and writer
Why?
because I took them to
the zoo
library and aquarium
not because of shit that got stuffed under a tree
You all can keep Christmas Day
I'll celebrate the other 364
with my three gifts
Merry Christmas
to the forgotten ones
the little ones
who continue to live
in fear and despair
Merry Christmas
to the homeless familys
because their governments
don't really care
Merry Christmas
to the misguided
vets
who minds and limbs
are M I A
who fought for a dream
that will never be
on these cold hard streets
where they wonder
aimlessly
like shell shocked
refugees
Merry Christmas
to the 90percent
who sit happily comfortably numb
within the flickering light
of there out of reach
plastic dreams
while being spoon fed
fools gold
and like mindless moths
they fly
to the flicking light
Merry Christmas
to the 9percent
who walk the path
between happiness
and despair
knowing
there is no
turning back
when you become aware
Merry Christmas
to the 1percent
who fully believe
that common sense logic
and empathy
should only belong
in the lands
of poor peoples dreams
to the forgotten ones
the little ones
who continue to live
in fear and despair
Merry Christmas
to the homeless familys
because their governments
don't really care
Merry Christmas
to the misguided
vets
who minds and limbs
are M I A
who fought for a dream
that will never be
on these cold hard streets
where they wonder
aimlessly
like shell shocked
refugees
Merry Christmas
to the 90percent
who sit happily comfortably numb
within the flickering light
of there out of reach
plastic dreams
while being spoon fed
fools gold
and like mindless moths
they fly
to the flicking light
Merry Christmas
to the 9percent
who walk the path
between happiness
and despair
knowing
there is no
turning back
when you become aware
Merry Christmas
to the 1percent
who fully believe
that common sense logic
and empathy
should only belong
in the lands
of poor peoples dreams
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