Content Warning : Do you want to continue?
This forum post contains content which some readers may find disturbing.
It is unsuitable for children or anyone who is easily offended.
This forum post contains content which some readers may find disturbing.
It is unsuitable for children or anyone who is easily offended.
YES
I am over 18 years old, I have been warned and I still want to read this forum post.
I am over 18 years old, I have been warned and I still want to read this forum post.
NO
I don't want to read this type of content, take me back to the previous page.
I don't want to read this type of content, take me back to the previous page.
Santa's Naughty Little Helper
MalcolmJThePoet
Forum Posts: 72
Thought Provoker
1
Joined 30th Sep 2014 Forum Posts: 72
Poetry Contest Description
Erotic Style Poem How You Would Freak Santus Claus or Mrs Claus
Be creative
Looking For Best Title
Rhyming
Go to that place of sex that is cold
Like the North Pole
Anonymous
Related submission no longer exists.
MalcolmJThePoet
Forum Posts: 72
Thought Provoker
1
Joined 30th Sep 2014 Forum Posts: 72
Hot sizzling I want to go to the North Pole now great job I love it love your rhyme scheme
MalcolmJThePoet
Forum Posts: 72
Thought Provoker
1
Joined 30th Sep 2014 Forum Posts: 72
Naked Present
I want your body
Give me my naked present
Show me what you are made of
Your body all over me
I love it when you get freaky
Your naked present
Got me horny
I love the way you excite me
Standing at attention
Hard like the North Pole
Your body is hot and sizzling
Body heat we got sex chemistry
Download all over me
I am going to taste your cream filling
You are so sweet
Juicy wet how I like it
Pussy so good
Sucking on my wood
Light me up like a Christmas tree
You are my star
I like the way you are
Shine so bright like a diamond
You are the best
Better than the rest
I want your naked present
Give me what I want and need
Satisfied me satisfaction guaranteed
To give your body my naked present
Give me my naked present
Show me what you are made of
Your body all over me
I love it when you get freaky
Your naked present
Got me horny
I love the way you excite me
Standing at attention
Hard like the North Pole
Your body is hot and sizzling
Body heat we got sex chemistry
Download all over me
I am going to taste your cream filling
You are so sweet
Juicy wet how I like it
Pussy so good
Sucking on my wood
Light me up like a Christmas tree
You are my star
I like the way you are
Shine so bright like a diamond
You are the best
Better than the rest
I want your naked present
Give me what I want and need
Satisfied me satisfaction guaranteed
To give your body my naked present
Written by MalcolmJThePoet
Go To Page
berea440oh
Forum Posts: 3208
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 25th June 2015Forum Posts: 3208
A Different Type Of Christmas Present
I
have a
feeling that
while Santa would
be busy with those
toy deliveries, his
wife Mrs. Claus would be out
giving a different type of
Christmas present for those who happen
to be full grown adults like for instance,
I would wake up on Christmas Eve after
having heard a noise and get out of
bed to check it out before I
would find Mrs. Claus sitting
naked on the foot stool
and fingering her
pussy before
she would look
at me
and
I
would get
this sudden
urge to take off
my clothes and play with
my dick before I would
move myself closer, open
her legs and probe her cunt with my
rod while sucking on her tits until
I would stand her up, turn her around and
give her such a hard anal fuck and keep
on doing that until I would have
no choice but to shoot cum out of
my cock and right into her
ass before we would drop
to the floor and go
to sleep until
I would wake
up next
day.
have a
feeling that
while Santa would
be busy with those
toy deliveries, his
wife Mrs. Claus would be out
giving a different type of
Christmas present for those who happen
to be full grown adults like for instance,
I would wake up on Christmas Eve after
having heard a noise and get out of
bed to check it out before I
would find Mrs. Claus sitting
naked on the foot stool
and fingering her
pussy before
she would look
at me
and
I
would get
this sudden
urge to take off
my clothes and play with
my dick before I would
move myself closer, open
her legs and probe her cunt with my
rod while sucking on her tits until
I would stand her up, turn her around and
give her such a hard anal fuck and keep
on doing that until I would have
no choice but to shoot cum out of
my cock and right into her
ass before we would drop
to the floor and go
to sleep until
I would wake
up next
day.
Written by berea440oh
Go To Page
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
RUDOLF THE WELL HUNG REINDEER
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
You know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolf the Well Hung Reindeer
Had a very big shinny hose
And if you ever saw it
You would even see it grow
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolf
Go on any reindeer dates
Then one cuckold Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Randolph with that dong supersized,
Won't you shtup my wife tonight
Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out in envy,
Randolph the Well-Hung Reindeer
You’re going to go to Hollywood
And star in pornography!
gardenlover
Forum Posts: 625
Fire of Insight
23
Joined 19th Aug 2012 Forum Posts: 625
Santa
She always slept in the nude
Did not think this was rude
Hoped when Christmas came
Santa would would give her a game
Santa was delighted to find
His advances were not declined
So he jumped into her bed
Her legs were widely spread
He rode her until he was spent
She had given her consent
But he had to hurry away
To deliver the toys before day
She hoped he would return
When all the delivery was done
But she had forgotten, she'd been told
Santa is only for Christmas
Did not think this was rude
Hoped when Christmas came
Santa would would give her a game
Santa was delighted to find
His advances were not declined
So he jumped into her bed
Her legs were widely spread
He rode her until he was spent
She had given her consent
But he had to hurry away
To deliver the toys before day
She hoped he would return
When all the delivery was done
But she had forgotten, she'd been told
Santa is only for Christmas
Written by gardenlover
Go To Page
gardenlover
Forum Posts: 625
Fire of Insight
23
Joined 19th Aug 2012 Forum Posts: 625
Winter Funland
Winter at the north pole
Cold enough to freeze the soul
To party is the only way
To keep the snow and ice at bay
Christmas is over; a break from work
Santa's elves and fairies need not shirk
This is the time all to have fun
Having sex with everyone
Santa with his favourite fairy
Robbing her of her cherry
Mrs Santa joining in
Several elves well stuck in
Threesomes,foursomes a real orgy
Everyone has their own story
Sexual action in every style
Some positions make you smile
Continuing right up to spring
They really make the party swing
When at last the actions cease
Exhausted, happy and at peace
Cold enough to freeze the soul
To party is the only way
To keep the snow and ice at bay
Christmas is over; a break from work
Santa's elves and fairies need not shirk
This is the time all to have fun
Having sex with everyone
Santa with his favourite fairy
Robbing her of her cherry
Mrs Santa joining in
Several elves well stuck in
Threesomes,foursomes a real orgy
Everyone has their own story
Sexual action in every style
Some positions make you smile
Continuing right up to spring
They really make the party swing
When at last the actions cease
Exhausted, happy and at peace
Written by gardenlover
Go To Page
SweetKittyCat5
Forum Posts: 1977
Tyrant of Words
26
Joined 5th Sep 2018Forum Posts: 1977
Santa's Ho..Ho...Ho
Leg stretched out, pressing my foot down on Santa’s crouth
Making sure the visit down my chimney is not a waste on his watch
I have been waiting for your appearance all night
You like my lingerie Santa, it’s all for you to prove my plight
I’ve been good, my fingers crossed behind my back in a state of Santa being right
Let my help you out that red suit
And allow me to mentally and physically soothe you
Mm… Santa lay back and keep your eyes on this twerking groove
At…at…you are required to watch and don’t move
Santa lifting my leg, removed my stiletto the other off in tow
Tenderly kissing the sole of my foot his beard tickling my toes
The path of his tongue dragging up my inner thigh ever so slow
Where it ends up my naughtiness will know
Mm palming his hard North Pole
Oh Santa, I won’t everything for Christmas I stated on my list
Staring first with the twelve days of a wet butter rum wet lick
From my tight ass hole to my pussy’s deep sweeten abyss
Santa’s heard my pleads
While he had me down on my kness
His girth in and out my mouth reading off my sins, as I teased
Mm…he exploded inside my mouth
Then reassured me he would think about taken me off the naughty list no doubt
After I allow him a taste and to please my wet South
Santa snaking his tongue inside my pussy giving me my nightly gift
Palming my hips
My legs circling his lower back loving the tongue-lashing hits
His palms clenching my hips while kissing all over my wet clit
His finger integrating deeper into my wet slit
Mmm.. oh...yes…oh yes Santa
Back curved, breasts squeezed, as he’s tasting my pussy on a cold night in Atlanta
Grunting Ho Ho Ho
Hungrily licking up down the soft folds of my kissable mistletoe
Santa rising up
His beard stained with my pussy juices from his famished sup
Centering by body under his as he slides his erection into my tight lover’s cup
My legs he places over his shoulders
Dick hard than a boulder
Oh Santa, wait there’s more
If you listen, I’ll let you even fuck me on the floor
Then I’ll suck your dick again before your feet hits that door
Your pearly cum oozing down my throat until there’s no more
Mm…I would love those twelve drummers drumming
Each bending me over for a good hard dick sticking, as I’m cumming
My didlo still inside my pussy humming
Oh Santa, please, don’t forget those eleven piper pipers
One by one fueling the flames of my body’s desires
Oh Santa, for his word his dick is sinking
Sweet mercy, he has my wet pussy singing
Santa’s dick is ringing, balls swinging
My nails branding his skin
The smell of me ingrained under Santa’s chin
Hands palming my ass
Parting me as he pleases, no breaths to last
Cumming inside me, his pearly release now a thing of the past
I woke up on Christmas day
The house, my very own private jet, my BMW, and an Arabian Stallion as I prayed
Stood under the tree, wow was all I good say
Voices of twelve drummers and eleven pipers filled within, all stood naked to my dismay
Happy holiday to all this poetess I bestow
Santa’s Ho..Ho..Ho
Making sure the visit down my chimney is not a waste on his watch
I have been waiting for your appearance all night
You like my lingerie Santa, it’s all for you to prove my plight
I’ve been good, my fingers crossed behind my back in a state of Santa being right
Let my help you out that red suit
And allow me to mentally and physically soothe you
Mm… Santa lay back and keep your eyes on this twerking groove
At…at…you are required to watch and don’t move
Santa lifting my leg, removed my stiletto the other off in tow
Tenderly kissing the sole of my foot his beard tickling my toes
The path of his tongue dragging up my inner thigh ever so slow
Where it ends up my naughtiness will know
Mm palming his hard North Pole
Oh Santa, I won’t everything for Christmas I stated on my list
Staring first with the twelve days of a wet butter rum wet lick
From my tight ass hole to my pussy’s deep sweeten abyss
Santa’s heard my pleads
While he had me down on my kness
His girth in and out my mouth reading off my sins, as I teased
Mm…he exploded inside my mouth
Then reassured me he would think about taken me off the naughty list no doubt
After I allow him a taste and to please my wet South
Santa snaking his tongue inside my pussy giving me my nightly gift
Palming my hips
My legs circling his lower back loving the tongue-lashing hits
His palms clenching my hips while kissing all over my wet clit
His finger integrating deeper into my wet slit
Mmm.. oh...yes…oh yes Santa
Back curved, breasts squeezed, as he’s tasting my pussy on a cold night in Atlanta
Grunting Ho Ho Ho
Hungrily licking up down the soft folds of my kissable mistletoe
Santa rising up
His beard stained with my pussy juices from his famished sup
Centering by body under his as he slides his erection into my tight lover’s cup
My legs he places over his shoulders
Dick hard than a boulder
Oh Santa, wait there’s more
If you listen, I’ll let you even fuck me on the floor
Then I’ll suck your dick again before your feet hits that door
Your pearly cum oozing down my throat until there’s no more
Mm…I would love those twelve drummers drumming
Each bending me over for a good hard dick sticking, as I’m cumming
My didlo still inside my pussy humming
Oh Santa, please, don’t forget those eleven piper pipers
One by one fueling the flames of my body’s desires
Oh Santa, for his word his dick is sinking
Sweet mercy, he has my wet pussy singing
Santa’s dick is ringing, balls swinging
My nails branding his skin
The smell of me ingrained under Santa’s chin
Hands palming my ass
Parting me as he pleases, no breaths to last
Cumming inside me, his pearly release now a thing of the past
I woke up on Christmas day
The house, my very own private jet, my BMW, and an Arabian Stallion as I prayed
Stood under the tree, wow was all I good say
Voices of twelve drummers and eleven pipers filled within, all stood naked to my dismay
Happy holiday to all this poetess I bestow
Santa’s Ho..Ho..Ho
Written by SweetKittyCat5
Go To Page
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5134
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
154
Joined 9th Nov 2015 Forum Posts: 5134
Related submission no longer exists.
berea440oh
Forum Posts: 3208
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 25th June 2015Forum Posts: 3208
Right In Front Of The Fireplace Last Night
I saw Mommy get anal fucked by Santa Claus
right in front of the fireplace last night.
She thought that I was still asleep
so I made sure to not say a single peep
because if I had done so, she would feel like a creep.
Then, I saw Mommy sucking the dick of Santa Claus
until cum had shot out of his cock and right
on her face which made me glad Daddy's not been
home or he would be pissed to have seen
Mommy fucking Santa Claus last night.
right in front of the fireplace last night.
She thought that I was still asleep
so I made sure to not say a single peep
because if I had done so, she would feel like a creep.
Then, I saw Mommy sucking the dick of Santa Claus
until cum had shot out of his cock and right
on her face which made me glad Daddy's not been
home or he would be pissed to have seen
Mommy fucking Santa Claus last night.
Written by berea440oh
Go To Page
Milk & Cookies (Santa's Ho, Ho, Ho)
Your milk & cookies always seems to fulfill me
Presents for me after I cum down your chimney
Inspiring me to sing a boastful jing of Ho! Ho! Ho!
Am I calling you such a thing? HELL no! No! No!
I'm just letting you know your red nose be glowing
Shining bright as the man in the boat keeps rowing
Surviving the flood of love after the levees break
Smearing cake on my face after I've savored a taste
I don't waste a drop when I lick from bottom to top
The music masking your moaning to avoid the cops
Their knocks would cock block the ultimate mission
Taking away chances to experience new positions
I've studied my lessons & my weapons are ready
I'm a deadly assassin whose aim is slow & steady
Baby, today'll feel like a holiday made just for you
You'll think it's a new year by the time I'm through
Presents for me after I cum down your chimney
Inspiring me to sing a boastful jing of Ho! Ho! Ho!
Am I calling you such a thing? HELL no! No! No!
I'm just letting you know your red nose be glowing
Shining bright as the man in the boat keeps rowing
Surviving the flood of love after the levees break
Smearing cake on my face after I've savored a taste
I don't waste a drop when I lick from bottom to top
The music masking your moaning to avoid the cops
Their knocks would cock block the ultimate mission
Taking away chances to experience new positions
I've studied my lessons & my weapons are ready
I'm a deadly assassin whose aim is slow & steady
Baby, today'll feel like a holiday made just for you
You'll think it's a new year by the time I'm through
Written by da_poetic-edifier
(Damon)
Go To Page
wallyroo92
Forum Posts: 1871
Tyrant of Words
154
Joined 11th July 2012Forum Posts: 1871
North Pole Bacchanalia
It was after Santa left for the night,
Right as his sleigh quickly took flight,
All the elves made a great joyful noise,
He was going to deliver all the gifts,
But he had forgotten one of the lists,
Santa didn’t take the sexy adult toys.
Mrs. Claus was a bit distraught,
What are we to do? She thought,
When they found the answer to her question,
Let’s enjoy the kinky presents,
I’m sure they’ll be quite pleasant,
One of the elves made the racy suggestion.
And as they burned the yule log,
Someone heavily spiked the eggnog,
With rum and whiskey, bourbon and brandy,
Soon they all started to dance,
All of them removing their pants,
Even Mrs. Claus was getting very randy.
Let’s freak! A horny elf shouted,
Little erections swiftly sprouted,
When the boxes of toys were opened,
Dildos and vibrators began to buzz,
This would be a naughty Christmas,
All the little elves started with some gropin’.
An elf licked Mrs. Clause’s clit,
While another sucked her tit,
Like candy corn sweet on the palate,
She started to quiver a bit,
Their little tongues wouldn’t quit,
When another elf then tossed her salad.
All the noise from vile toys,
Reveling in pleasures and joys,
The elves satisfied their desires and needs,
There were no more formalities,
They explored their sexualities,
They even tried butt plugs and anal beads.
They experienced many orgasms,
Some still twitching with spasms,
Into the late hours of this sudden event,
Smiling and satisfied they fell asleep,
On top of eachother in a big heap,
And Mrs. Claus was dehydrated and spent.
Right as his sleigh quickly took flight,
All the elves made a great joyful noise,
He was going to deliver all the gifts,
But he had forgotten one of the lists,
Santa didn’t take the sexy adult toys.
Mrs. Claus was a bit distraught,
What are we to do? She thought,
When they found the answer to her question,
Let’s enjoy the kinky presents,
I’m sure they’ll be quite pleasant,
One of the elves made the racy suggestion.
And as they burned the yule log,
Someone heavily spiked the eggnog,
With rum and whiskey, bourbon and brandy,
Soon they all started to dance,
All of them removing their pants,
Even Mrs. Claus was getting very randy.
Let’s freak! A horny elf shouted,
Little erections swiftly sprouted,
When the boxes of toys were opened,
Dildos and vibrators began to buzz,
This would be a naughty Christmas,
All the little elves started with some gropin’.
An elf licked Mrs. Clause’s clit,
While another sucked her tit,
Like candy corn sweet on the palate,
She started to quiver a bit,
Their little tongues wouldn’t quit,
When another elf then tossed her salad.
All the noise from vile toys,
Reveling in pleasures and joys,
The elves satisfied their desires and needs,
There were no more formalities,
They explored their sexualities,
They even tried butt plugs and anal beads.
They experienced many orgasms,
Some still twitching with spasms,
Into the late hours of this sudden event,
Smiling and satisfied they fell asleep,
On top of eachother in a big heap,
And Mrs. Claus was dehydrated and spent.
Written by wallyroo92
Go To Page
snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
What an honor.
Thank you Malcolm, for sponsoring such a fun competition.
Congrats to the runners up. And may I say. "I loved reading all the entries."
Thank you Malcolm, for sponsoring such a fun competition.
Congrats to the runners up. And may I say. "I loved reading all the entries."
MalcolmJThePoet
Forum Posts: 72
Thought Provoker
1
Joined 30th Sep 2014 Forum Posts: 72
Great job to you it was a very hard competition to choose from because there was alot of great entries and creative genius display great job continue to write