Chris Martin Is Cock

Yes you read this right
Chris martin is a cock,
he writes shite
disgised as classic rock

Every teardrop is a waterfall???  
More like every track is a travesty
a complete and total bore
that gore on the senses and destroy your soul.

You pretentious twat???
You talk utter bollocks
and you sing utter crap.

So you’ve wrote another shit stained masterpiece.
Another revolving blot on the turntable,
the sound of your voice grates,
as the noise starts to vibrate
thoughts turn to violence
homicide and hate.

Your attitudes a platitude
your ego should be illegal
i think "coldgay" are boring
please dont release anouther single  

IL gives you fair trade,
I’ll give you a high grade kicking,  
I think the title of this poem is truly fitting.

At the end of this ditty
there is nothing left to say
if you hate music? Love Coldplay
Chris martin is a cock!!!!!!
Fact!