For respect

*I may not be either of these
But you will respect LGBT *


Today,
My friend and her girl
Didn't want to go home
You had them in a whirl

But when they kissed
You asked so snarky
"Are you finished"

As I sat in my car
I waited
Your lack of respect
Was pushing me pretty far

Saw you move closer
And get in their face
So I opened my door
Getting out at
A steady pace

Grabbed my bat
Throwing it over my shoulder
Putting on display

And waited for you to say
Something threatening
About the fact they are gay

So I came 'round the car
Let the bat sway
You asked making the stupid mistake

"Oh is that your dildo"
My hands began to shake

I said "naw , honestly I find this fuck brains out better than that... nope this here, honey, is a tire bat"

Honestly inside, I hoped you knew
This wasn't just wood
But a iron rod inside it , too

Then from my pocket I got a coin,
Flipping it in my hand
And said
"I bet now you wish it was a puss rocket"
You answered
"Oh yeah , why's that"

So I replied
"Lady this helps me decide"

"Decide what"
You laughed

"Well, heads or tails
Don't tell me to swing or not"

You clenched your fist

"Oh no, it helps me decide
Which end to bash you with"

You pulled out your cute
Little pocket knife
Pointing it my way
You began to back up
Saying "well I can't stay"

I walked right up to you
Prodding it into your chest

I said
"You may not be physically abusive
To my friends
But your words hurt just the same
I will not hesitate using this
To bash your face in
If you disrespect these two again."