Matrimony

Greed and Lust stands with Pride the priest in the center of a circle of sins waiting to be joined in matrimony  
Pride takes the left hand of Lust and puts it in the right hand of Greed then takes the left hand of Greed and puts it in the right hand of Lust and began the ceremony  
The words that flowed from the mouth of Pride the priest cut through the air like swords cutting through flesh  
"Disgustingly wicked we have come together in the presences of demonic forces to behold the joining of this devil and slut in unholy matrimony  
This band and covenant of marriage was established by evil in darkness Lust will you have Greed to be your husband to live together in the covenant of marriage?  Will you obey him, lay with him, and fulfill his sexual desires as long as you both shall live?"  
Covered in darkness wearing a veil of evil and with the flames of hell burning in her eyes Lust answers "I will."  
Pride looked at Greed and said "Greed will you have Lust to be your wife to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you supply and adorn her with riches as long as you both shall you?"  With a twinkle in his eyes that sparkled like gold, Greed answers "I will."  
"By the powers invested in evil the groom and bride may kiss" said Pride.  
As Greed and Lust's lips touched their wedding guests were as silent as a corpse.  The heat and hate that filled the air was thick that everyone choked on it.  Lust turned her back to the wedding guests and threw a bouquet of Poison Ivy over her head.  
Envy stepped in front of Sloth and snatched the bouquet out of the air.  "Nice catch Envy" said Sloth with slow, slurred, speech.  "Thank you Sloth and I do believe green is more my color" said Envy.  Lust turned around to see who caught the bouquet.  She wasn't a bit surprise to see Envy holding the Poison Ivy.  
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Written by Keith Edward Baucum