Whether The Weather

The blue sky brought warm air
Made everything smell fuckin shitty
Sweaty, oily, mucky and fuckin shitty
Made me feel unclean like I needed
A bath or a shower or a rub down
I hate blue sky because it’s fuckin blue
 
The blue sky brought strong sun light
Bastard woke me up, shone right
Through my window like a nosy neighbour
Showing up all the dust in the air
Telling me my home is not fuckin clean enough
I hate the blue sky because it brings the fuckin  sun
 
The grey clouds brought lots of rain
It soaked my laundry like another cycle
Of the washing machine called ‘soak me
I was nearly fuckin dry ya bastard’
I hate grey clouds because they’re fuckin grey
 
The black clouds brought thunder and lightening
Apparently God was fuckin angry, probably with me
Or maybe he was angry because people were waking
Up and realising that the bible was just a comic
And his story was the greatest bullshit story ever told
I hate black clouds just because they’re fuckin black
 
The grey clouds brought snow
I like the snow