New Wave Feminism

New Wave Feminism
 
Sarah
How did you become so boring John?
 
John
Who me? I can prattle about Plato till the cows come home. Dialectic can be an aphrodisiac if you are into it. Look at all the crowd who hung out with Socrates. He was hip in his day.
 
Sarah
You must have a twisted mind to get turned on by philosophical dialogue. Why don’t we talk about deviant sex? You are straight as an arrow dude.  
 
John
Ok let’s talk about fetishes. Did you know that spanking is a huge turn on for me?
 
Sarah
Now you’re talking my language. All that book chatter is for the birds. Let’s give Aristotelian logic a rest John. What you need is a good paddling.
 
John
Archimedes said “Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.” But I think a woman with a well wielded paddle could rule a lot of men.  
 
Sarah
You better believe it buster. This is applied feminism. On your knees boy.
 
John
I never was much of a feminist. But now it fascinates me. Women in charge feels more palatable with this new twist.  
 
Sarah
You know John there comes a time when theoretical planning must give way to implementation. So you choose the implement of your spanking. I can use my hand or the spatula from the kitchen. Or we can use your belt. Damn straight I’ll move the world. Never underestimate the power of a woman on a mission.  
 
John
I need to get used to this before we go for the heavy stuff. Your hand will more than suffice for our trial run.
 
Sarah
So it shall be. Now that you’re kneeling I’ll just unzip those 501s. My my you sure look like a lusty Lad in your briefs. Why I’d swear there is a mighty bulge under them. Let’s drop those undies and see what’s underneath. Oh my goodness gracious. I think you’re ready for the new wave of feminism.  
 
John
My joy is irrepressible. But I’d hate to stain that beautiful dress you’re wearing.  
 
Sarah
Well let me slip out of this dress. I’m most comfortable in my birthday suit. Get over my lap my neo Platonist lover. Does your dick feel comfortable clamped between my thighs? There now let’s get down to the business at hand.