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ROSES!
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ROSES!
If I fart
I have to do so in an enclosed environment
otherwise bees try to pollenate me!
Written by
missjem56
(Jemia de Blondeville)
Published
27th Jun 2015
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Re: ROSES!
serenitybrame
29th Jun 2015 2:11pm
Love it! Very comical.
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missjem56
(Jemia de Blondeville)
29th Jun 2015 8:56pm
hi, glad you liked it. I experimented with this at work (the joke, not farting!) and it received a variety of responses! some laughter and a couple of those 'really?' type looks! which was also great. thanks for the read, all the best, Jem
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