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The Lazy Drunk

I wake and I take a sip of the beer
No fear as I drink every drip of the potion
I want to drink cocktails by the ocean

The Lazy Drunk Dude that's me
I sleep in till noon with a hangover and smile with glee
You see this is what society created

Why work like a slave to make some selfish asshole rich?
I rather sit with a pen, and take over the this bitch

I refuse to work for a pittence, i rather be free
and sleep all day like a kitten

Another day another beer
I feel like a big star
when I'm sitting at the bar

Cheers where everybody knows your name
and they're really glad you're drunk
They call us lazy bums the scum of society

But I don't stress about what they think!
I just want to play video games and have another drink
I am not crazy, I don't need a shrink

Oh shit I drank to much, I must throw up in the sink!
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