Welcome Aboard

Pretty
Fucking
Wasted
Flaps up

All aboard
Don't mind me
This is your Captain
Speaking

Rest assured
You are in good hands
This aircraft is well serviced
And the attendants are first class

Leaving the runway
We will maintain our positions
High above the clouds
Until they tell us to come down

Should things start flashing
And alarms begin to sound
Do not despair
We are insured