Scarlett

Bless me Father for I have sinned
Forgive me Father for I want to sin a whole lot more
It's Scarlett's fault my Lord
Oh - Scarlett Johansson ...
You may have heard of her
Fuck she's hot!
Sorry Lord
But she really is
Check her out Lord
If you haven't already
Yeah right - omnipotent etc.
Lord, I don't want to sound like a total retard
But if I could please have ...
A Scarlett Johansson doll ...
Oh Lord - I would be eternally grateful
More than grateful
If I had a spare soul left to sell
Lord - I'd do it all for her
She's so fine
Ok, it's one of those understatements
But, hell!
I'd sure be happy with the doll
Heaven forbid - the real thing
I'd just die, on the spot
From pure adulterated & unadulterated joy
God, man, she is so fine
Scarlett - you are the loveliest of all lovelies
Of that there is no doubt
Scarlett - I got to go.