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[ Bad Raps ] My Super Hard Love
Here I come now
right in your face
with my super hard love
what you can never get enough of!
A---l---l n---i---g---h---t l---o---n---g
My super hard love
is an endless Karaoke song
whump thump hump whump
whump
Larger than life;
a Godzilla terrorizing every villa
in the countryside from Bangkok to Manilla
while the womenfolk run to hide
until they stop, turn, and see
whump thump hump whump
what a huge lover I can be
My super hard love
dangling high in the sky above
A huge pair of wrecking balls
busting through your city walls!
I came in rike a wrecking brawl
I never hit so hard before
All I raunted rusto .....
Enough with the Karaoke!
H---e----r---e I c---o---m---e n---o---w
r-i-g-h-t i-n y-o-u-r f-a-c-e
I'm coming at you Gangnam style
with my super hard love
what you can never get enough of!
ZOOM!
When I enter the bedroom
---there's a sonic boom
as if from fighter jets
scrambling off to war
When I lock onto you
and deliver my payload
as in multiple rockets, Baby
( yes, I'm that quick to reload )
you will never ever be wanting
another lover anymore
whump thump hump whump
My super hard love
wank spank wank spank
Coming at you fast and furious
making you delirious
when I get behind you
and do the Tokyo Drift
slide into your backseat
cranking hard left
then swiftly right
leaning into every curve
Don't panic --- it will be alright
It most definitely will be a night
you will never ever forget
wank spank wank spank
My super hard love
whump thump hump whump
You'll never forget
my super hard love, Baby
whump
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