What do I have?       (***MORE FILLER***)

What do I have?

- vast amounts of gold, silver, currency, industrial shares
- ability to survive anywhere with very little
- ability to approach all things and people equally (ie: politicians, criminals, yuppies, Tommy Hillfiggers, hippies, hippie wannabes, parents, parents kids, computer geeks, insane homeless, losers, the sick and ugly, police, 9-5ers, punks, jocks, rednecks, friends, strangers, cute little chipmunks, hungry bears, blizzards, rainstorms, sunshine, plagues, mountains, prairies, cities, wilderness, appliances, garbage, etc...)
- ability to withstand mountainous amounts of physical, mental and social torture
- thousands of pages of poetry, stories, ideas and philosophy
- understanding of the empirical method of evaluating contemporary phenomena
- vast knowledge of mathematics and quantum particle theory
- vast understanding of Metaphysics with the current ability to heal dis-eased perceptions and misunderstanding
- more mystical experience than a million 90year-olds put together
- sense of aesthetics, justice, honour
- ability to exist without complaint
- ability to act, perform, defend
- skis, dishes, truck, sitar, clothes, and other junk
- ability to withstand hypocrisy, even if I am the hypocrite
- chest hair