What do I want?  -  Modified Version      (***FILLER!!!***)

***WARNING: Offensive and Fictitious***

What do I want?
I would like a woman to run my life over...

Specifications:

- wise, well-hipped and calmed the fuck out...


Job Description:

- does not wear spandex, sweat shirts, jogging pants and old people clothes  
- does not drink, smoke, do drugs, watch tv, drink coffee, use medicine, eat junkfood; but has done all these things in the past  
- has general distrust and pretended respect for authority and science  
- has no religion, but isn't an atheist nor agnostic  
- loves animals, nature, all life  
- helps, and does not fear the poor, sick, ugly and psychotic  
- is wealthy but does not need many possessions or recreations  
- is intelligent enough to read books, relieve stress by thinking, and able to perform simple mathematical functions such as solving a system of equations with two unknowns  
- is not afraid of obscenity, indecency, persecution, things that are yucky and scary  
- enjoys a healthy amount of hobbies, art, music and sports  
- likes to cause shit in public, but does not retaliate  
- would meditate in bed naked for three days and three nights without food, sleep or common-talk  
- would disrobe freely in public places, without rational cause  
- would be a mega orgy magnet  
- would spend an entire summer without any clothes on, except for trips to town for essential products/services  
- lives life like a movie


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