Midnight Matinee

Back row center sinful girl
Compensates for B movie crap
Sliding fingers somewhere bound
During previews for coming attractions
Then some version of Porky Pig
Increasingly tough to ignore
Her tongue tangled with mine
Can't seem to find that fucking zipper
So just rips the damn thing
Faster pussycat!  Kill!  Kill!
But, hey, watch the teeth!
Those sliding lips a true special effect
Yet someone complains about that liquid sound
And then my escalating groan
"Oh holy shit I'm..."
"Shut up, asshole!"
"...coming!"
"These people are insane!"
"Somebody call security!"
Well, guess it's time to boogie
Sticking around seems a very bad idea.