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let's party!
We're fat and puggy
This without a doubt
Why you may ask..
Because we drink our stout
Up with the sun rise
A glass still in hand
Dreading tomorrow's hangover
This is our demise
Birds have started chirping
Daylight beaming through
We should say good night
Still the spirits pouring
Time to get naked;
grab a towel
Take a shower
Wanna get fucked
Because when you both get older
The above is called Foreplay
It's called rodeo sex
Seven seconds and its over
This without a doubt
Why you may ask..
Because we drink our stout
Up with the sun rise
A glass still in hand
Dreading tomorrow's hangover
This is our demise
Birds have started chirping
Daylight beaming through
We should say good night
Still the spirits pouring
Time to get naked;
grab a towel
Take a shower
Wanna get fucked
Because when you both get older
The above is called Foreplay
It's called rodeo sex
Seven seconds and its over
Published 11th Jan 2015
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11th Jan 2015 9:38pm
17th Jan 2015 11:59am
I don't believe we age gracefully. I believe with age we gain less control over the part of the brain that tell us to shush, "you can't say that"! A type of wisdom that earns us the right to shake our heads openly when we see acts of behavior that demonstrate no common sense. With age comes the appreciation of quality...even if it only lasts for 8 seconds.
26th Jun 2021 7:32am
Waistline or age line should be no bar to enjoyment of sex or being in your own skin. (Says I who first skinny dipped in sea at 60.)
26th Jun 2021 8:00am
Ha ha - as you can probably tell, this one was written after the drinks were flowing and the sun was coming up. Tongue in cheek.
Can I ask why you waited until you were 60 to try skinny dipping?
Can I ask why you waited until you were 60 to try skinny dipping?
Tp answer your question, it took me that long to find the nearest beach it was allowed and was clean enough, and it had been on my bucket list as part of marking my Big-Six-Oh. I was in my 50s when friends who had done it in different settings inspired the wish.
